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Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy
The Week ^
| 19 Aug 2015
| Jeva Lange
Posted on 08/19/2015 7:16:25 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
ANIMAL ESPIONAGE Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy
Israel is so often accused of animal espionage that an entire "Israel-related animal conspiracy theories" Wikipedia page exists.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: flipper; hamas; iran; israel; lebanon; napl; sinai
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Dolphin on the grill! With lemon butter!!!
NICE!
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:16:25 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
It’s hard to believe anyone would do this on porpoise.
To: DUMBGRUNT
No big deal. Dolphins get arrested all the time in the US.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:19:57 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: DUMBGRUNT
I hear that sharks are actually more conducive to working for the Israelis.
And that the best way to extract information from them is to swim up close with your hands full of chum.
Pass it on.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:20:04 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Good thing they didn’t catch our CIA agent pigeon.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:20:08 AM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: DUMBGRUNT
How do you keep the handcuffs on those tiny little slippery fins???
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:20:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Dear Jeb Bush..... Trump upped his game. Up yours!.... Love, Laz.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Did the dolphin have any stolen shoes?
#mossadstolemyshoe
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:24:04 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Walker / Cruz 2016 or Cruz/ Walker 2016 Either one is good...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
This what happens to a people, through intermarriage, incestuous relations and pedophilia lose most of their grey matter...they are left with plenty of sand to pound up their rear ends and tons of guns...
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:28:09 AM PDT
by
Netz
To: Slyfox
You should see what we do with ill-tempered mackerel.
Our secret weapon, however, is the Jew fish.
Here is the secret IDF Jewfish brigade on patrol:
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:31:45 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Netz
This what happens to a people, through intermarriage, incestuous relations and pedophilia lose most of their grey matter
and Islam is breeding a population that needs to remove a mitten to count to three...
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:33:51 AM PDT
by
Rumplemeyer
(The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Can’t blame Hamas... they caught the dolphin sending classified sea mail.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:33:59 AM PDT
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Throw me a frikkin bone here!
Did they have lasers on their heads?
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:39:49 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy
Not that far fetched.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:40:54 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sources say that frustrated HAMAS operatives spent hours using waterboard interrogation but they were unable to extract any information. The Red Flipper was able to get one statement from the suspect, “life’s a beach”.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:41:22 AM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Um . . . is this the dolphin that married that woman?
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:42:07 AM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(The "end of history" will be Worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:44:26 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: KC_Lion; SkyDancer
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:45:35 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: C210N
As an end user, the server sends it directly to my table.
Much has been in the news about servers in the bathroom; that is not acceptable.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:46:35 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(BINGO!)
To: C210N
The problem with using dolphins as spies is they are flippers.
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posted on
08/19/2015 7:54:58 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: JoeProBono
I have one simple request, and that’s dolphins with frickin’ laser beams attache to their heads.
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posted on
08/19/2015 8:15:18 AM PDT
by
Dr.Deth
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