Full title: San Francisco techies are hiring this Wiccan witch to protect their computers from viruses and offices from evil spirits
To: markomalley
Kind of like asking Satan to save you from spending eternity in Hell.
2 posted on
07/18/2015 5:31:47 AM PDT by
Apple Pan Dowdy
(... as American as Apple Pie)
To: markomalley
Are these people serious? I mean, really? They must be supremely arrogant to jump to the conclusion that because they cannot fix the problem, it must be evil spirits when the truth is they are not skilled or knowledgable enough to fix the problem with the software code or hardware that is causing the problem.
To: markomalley
This is either the newest thing in affirmative action hires or marketing.
5 posted on
07/18/2015 6:12:01 AM PDT by
tbw2
To: markomalley
Wiccan witch of the west?
6 posted on
07/18/2015 6:13:50 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
To: markomalley
Just remember, according to the MSM: Conservatives are “anti-science.”
7 posted on
07/18/2015 6:16:56 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: markomalley
Wicca? Everyone knows that girls can't handle computers, so that's why I always hire a technomage for my cyber-occult problems.
8 posted on
07/18/2015 6:41:44 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The 1st amendment is the voice and the 2nd is the teeth of freedom. Obama wants to knock out both.)
To: markomalley
Human beings of all political persuasions are naturally attracted to stuff that's weird and amazing—especially if it offers solutions that do not involve effort or thinking. I dropped out of a local "conservative" group when they started dabbling in the occult.
9 posted on
07/18/2015 6:45:00 AM PDT by
snarkpup
("The only reason to vote Republican is Democrats." - Thomas Sowell)
To: markomalley
How long ago were these same dimwits hiring Feng Sui interior decorators?
10 posted on
07/18/2015 6:59:28 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: markomalley; windcliff
Works skyclad. That’ll fix it.
11 posted on
07/18/2015 7:13:34 AM PDT by
onedoug
To: markomalley
Hey, it’s San Fran, home of the San Francisco Twit, Nancy Pelosi.
To: markomalley
13 posted on
07/18/2015 7:17:36 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
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To: markomalley
This doesn't surprise me at all. MrD has cousins there, totally squirrelly people.
14 posted on
07/18/2015 7:21:57 AM PDT by
Ditter
( God Bless Texas!)
To: markomalley
What is all this crap about demons, vampires, zombies and such? It certainly appears that many people actually believe in such junk. Especially the younger people.
They are well and truly NUTS!
To: markomalley
So, when Joey goes to the beach, does that make her a “sand witch”?
17 posted on
07/18/2015 11:30:07 AM PDT by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: markomalley
You know I used make a joke when someones computer was coughing up hairballs.
I would go full on Earnest Angely, lay hands on the monitor, thump it with the heel of my hand, and say, “Cast thee out ye binary demons!”.
Always got a good laugh from people who knew what binary was.
These people can always be counted on to walk into the punchline of a joke!
18 posted on
07/18/2015 5:14:14 PM PDT by
rikkir
(Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
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