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(MA) Man's penis injured by banana thrown from window of passing car
The Metro ^
| 7/1/15
Posted on 07/09/2015 3:34:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro
A hapless man was taken to hospital after claiming a banana launched from a passing vehicle slammed into his private parts in a drive-by 'fruiting'.
Police said the man was discovered lying at the roadside, writhing in agony, near the Quick Food convenience store in Westfield, Massachusetts.
A passer-by had raised the alarm after seeing him stumbling towards the store.
When asked by officers what the issue was, he apparently described how he had been struck by the yellow fruit which had been flung from a car window.< -- SNIP -- >
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: fruitsandnuts; massachusetts; napl; nightintheruts
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To: Slings and Arrows
My sympathies to the victim. I do have to give the thrower credit though. That beats Ed Ames with the tomahawk on the old “Tonight Show” with Carson.
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:19:23 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Unnngh!")
To: martin_fierro
“A hapless man...”
What exactly is a “hap”? If I don’t know what it is, how can I know if I have any? And if I have no haps, I could be “a hapless man”, completely unawares!
To: martin_fierro
"Man's penis injured by banana"
I wonder how this will effect the decision to go ahead with the new Gay Pride flag.
63
posted on
07/09/2015 4:20:05 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Larry Lucido
LMAO!
Best comment I’ve seen here in ages.
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:23:00 PM PDT
by
Tripoli
(Tripoli)
To: martin_fierro
"Man's penis injured by banana"
Notice they had to specify "Man's penis"? After all, we are living in the Bruce Trans Jennered era.
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:23:07 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: RichInOC
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:24:02 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:31:48 PM PDT
by
bgill
( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Larry Lucido
68
posted on
07/09/2015 4:35:53 PM PDT
by
brivette
To: martin_fierro
Yes, that is s banana in my pants, and no I’m not happy to see you.
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:48:40 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: martin_fierro
“Come mister tallyman, tally me banana...”
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posted on
07/09/2015 4:59:29 PM PDT
by
Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
To: martin_fierro
was he facing the car or was he facing away and bent over , LOL
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:07:33 PM PDT
by
molson209
(Blank)
To: martin_fierro
Not true. Men in Taxachussetts do not have penises. Perhaps some of the women do.
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:07:39 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(SECEDE TEXAS!! If not now, when?)
To: martin_fierro
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you ... OUCH!
73
posted on
07/09/2015 5:21:04 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: martin_fierro
I can’t say I’m surprised that there is a mangled genitals ping list, I am however totally shocked that I’m not on it!
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:30:04 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:34:25 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Larry Lucido
..................erm.........not to pick a bone with ya...............but..........
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:36:13 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/09/2015 5:39:56 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: the OlLine Rebel
78
posted on
07/09/2015 5:57:44 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
To: Daffynition
79
posted on
07/09/2015 5:58:26 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Daffynition
80
posted on
07/09/2015 7:14:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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