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(MA) Man's penis injured by banana thrown from window of passing car
The Metro ^
| 7/1/15
Posted on 07/09/2015 3:34:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro
A hapless man was taken to hospital after claiming a banana launched from a passing vehicle slammed into his private parts in a drive-by 'fruiting'.
Police said the man was discovered lying at the roadside, writhing in agony, near the Quick Food convenience store in Westfield, Massachusetts.
A passer-by had raised the alarm after seeing him stumbling towards the store.
When asked by officers what the issue was, he apparently described how he had been struck by the yellow fruit which had been flung from a car window.< -- SNIP -- >
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:34:48 PM PDT
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To: martin_fierro
Headline of the week fer shur.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:36:15 PM PDT
by
bkepley
To: martin_fierro
OK who amongst us didnt wince before the laughing began?
To: martin_fierro
I hate it when that happens.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:37:02 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("One man with a gun can control a hundred without one." -- Vladimir Lenin)
To: martin_fierro
At least he didn't get a banana in his tailpipe
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:38:42 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: martin_fierro
Some say that Hillary “Felony” Clinton is a penis...
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:38:44 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Egging the battleship USS Sarah Palin from their little Progressive rowboats...)
To: Norm Lenhart
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:39:20 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: martin_fierro
Should have taken John Cleese’s self defense class.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:39:47 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The 1st amendment is the voice and the 2nd is the teeth of freedom. Obama wants to knock out both.)
To: martin_fierro
Life is tough. Wear a cup.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:40:04 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
To: martin_fierro
Not sure if this guy is bananas...or just plain nuts!!!
To: martin_fierro
Coulda been worse, coulda been a banana in his tailpipe.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:41:44 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: martin_fierro
Could have been worse, it could have been a pointed stick.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:42:22 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: martin_fierro
It’s Massachusetts.
It was an invitation.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:42:34 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: martin_fierro
A Coconut MAYBE...a banana ...I doubt that.
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:42:57 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: KarlInOhio
Should have taken John Cleese’s self defense class. "S'pose he's got a bunch?"
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posted on
07/09/2015 3:43:11 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: martin_fierro
struck by the yellow fruitFunny, they usually avoid mentioning skin color in these kinds of stories.
To: martin_fierro
In a separate but not entirely unrelated story, a Massachusetts woman’s breasts were injured by a pair of melons thrown from a passing bus.
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