[PROCON]

As long as there are stupid, low info voting liberals, there will be warning labels.

And don't even get me started on PSAs....

[SamAdams76]

[nascarnation]

My 1997 Polaris ATV has about 40% of the body panel area covered with warning labels, LOL.

I can only imagine what a new one looks like.

[Sacajaweau]

What warning labels say....."You're either going to die from something you have or this".

What warning labels really say:....We warned you about "this"....don't even think lawsuit.

[Libloather]

[ansel12]

• Label on gas caps for personal recreational vehicles, e.g., jet skis and ATVs — NEVER USE A LIT MATCH OR OPEN FLAME TO CHECK FUEL LEVEL.

Years ago I drove home to my apartment complex one night to find it on fire, a car parked under the second story units had caught fire.

I watched it for a while and when I spotted the investigator and asked him the cause, he said that two guys had used a cigarette lighter to try and check the fuel level inside the gas tank.

[IronJack]

I bought a quart of boiled linseed oil for a refinishing project. Besides all the standard warnings about flammability, spontaneous combustion, and cancer studies in California, there was one that really stood out:

Warning: contains linseed oil.

[COBOL2Java]

[JoeRed]

I ain’t never been no good at reading word labels. I need me pictures like the hand with cut off fingers on my table saw. I was fixxin to trim my fingernails with it.

[W.]

[Flick Lives]

When you look at any instruction manual, the first 5 or so pages usually covers all the sorts of “don’t use this toaster in the bathtub” type warnings. I always figure for every one of these seemingly obvious safety warnings, there was a lawsuit somewhere in the past. “This bubble bath is nice. You know what would even make it better? Toasted Pop Tarts!”

[Heart-Rest]

This applies to warning signs as well.

[BraveMan]

[SkyDancer]

Warning about how food will be hot after microwaving or baking. Dumb dumb dumb. Of course it will be hot, that’s why you cooked it in the first place.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Once upon a time, I worked for a place that had a product called a “brownie nut bar”. We were reported to the FDA because some guy with a nut allergy ate one and had an allergic reaction. We were told we would have to do a recall and relabel all the bars to include the "Warning: May Contain Nuts".

The head of QA, a dear English gentleman who was always soft spoken and polite to a fault , pointed out to them that the word "Nut" was in the name clearly printed on the label.

Didn't matter.

You could hear him three offices down as he bellowed, "The wrapper is transparent. You can SEE the < censored > nuts on the < censored > top of the < censored > brownie!"

[Jack Hammer]

Thanks to our professional exploiters, the lawyers.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Q: What do you call 2,000 trial lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start. :-)

Plaintiff's Bar Nanny State PING!

[Zeneta]

I bought a “Beach Ball” once.

Warning: “This product should NOT be used as an Alternative for ADULT supervision.”

[-YYZ-]