[Flick Lives]

When you look at any instruction manual, the first 5 or so pages usually covers all the sorts of “don’t use this toaster in the bathtub” type warnings. I always figure for every one of these seemingly obvious safety warnings, there was a lawsuit somewhere in the past. “This bubble bath is nice. You know what would even make it better? Toasted Pop Tarts!”

[Tax-chick]

When you read one of those labels, say to yourself, “Somebody did this ... and that person can vote.”

(Even if he’s dead, he can vote Democrat.)

[Hoffer Rand]

I always figure for every one of these seemingly obvious safety warnings, there was a lawsuit somewhere in the past.

Isn't that the truth? A couple years ago, there was a story about a guy who accidentally almost killed his wife because they were using a Saws-all (blade still attached) as a sex toy. Seriously, who looks at a bladed power tool and thinks sex toy?