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2015 APoD Calendar
The Big One

2 posted on 02/25/2015 5:26:05 AM PST by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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To: SunkenCiv

“The constellation of the unicorn”

I have my own constellation? I’m humbled and honored. Can you sell something like that? I mean, roughly, what does something like that go for? Are we talking “Afford a new Ferrari”, or “Worth less than a used post-it note”?
Oh, I’ve always dreamed of having my own little constellation. A white picket fence out front and Marie Osmond looking out the window for me. Actually, I’ve had a lot of dreams about Marie Osmond. Some might call them “fantasies”. She smiled at me once at one of her concerts. I wonder if she likes men who have constellations? I digress.....again.
I think my constellation is rather attractive. It has that flaming eye of Sauron thing, but overall, it’s pretty nice. Put in a nice front door, and you got yourself some real curb appeal. Or in this case, space appeal.


5 posted on 02/25/2015 6:00:16 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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