Blame Someone Else Day
When : The first Friday the 13th of the year
Posted on 02/13/2015 4:04:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
When : The first Friday the 13th of the year
What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility, or the blame, for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you!
So.......if the is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my fallt.....its' yours.
Blame Someone Else Day could just be your day. But, watch out..... any blame you place today, can come back to bite you tomorrow. After all...what comes around goes around.
We discovered no substantial information about the origin of this day. In the spirit of the day, we will tell you that it wasn't us. We'll put the blame on someone else for starting this day.
We put the blame on Anne Moeller of Clio, Michigan for creating this day. On the first Friday the 13th of 1982, Anne's alarm clock did not go off, and she over slept. As a result, she was late for appointments all day long. According to the story, she spent the day spreading the blame, and making excuses for being late.
Aha - Zola Budd and Mary Decker on ice-skates!
Biden yelled out to someone in the crowd and identified him as “My old butt buddy!”
Asked why he said that, I understand he responded:
“It’s not my fault, I’ve heard Barack refer to Reggie as his ‘old butt buddy’ so many times that I figured it was a casual greeting!”
LOL!
( I always blame the spatula)
I heard 2 ladies talking this morning at the gas station about the movie 50 shades of gray. One asked the other if she was going to see the movie Saturday. She replied “ I can’t go because I am going to be tied up”.
That may be scarier than the World’s Scariest Goat.
Top 60!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
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“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.
Reagan or either Bush would never have done that.
Friend posting that Conservatives would not be enraged if it were Bush. One, I am not enraged. Two, I would dislike the video as much. Three, even Reagan would look like an ass in that.
I thought I made the top twenty. Blame it on global warming/climate change.
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