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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/13/2015 4:04:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!!


21 posted on 02/13/2015 5:42:24 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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22 posted on 02/13/2015 5:42:25 AM PST by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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To: dayglored
> TOP 20!!

Ah, cr@p! that does it, I'm going back to bed...

23 posted on 02/13/2015 5:43:05 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Currentriverrat

It was my dog’s fault!

LOL!


24 posted on 02/13/2015 5:43:55 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: dayglored; patriotUSA

I blame patriot that you were 7 seconds outside the top 20


25 posted on 02/13/2015 5:44:21 AM PST by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Twenty! Whohoo!


26 posted on 02/13/2015 6:17:35 AM PST by Redcitizen
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27 posted on 02/13/2015 6:27:41 AM PST by patriotUSA (Thank you Jesus.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Aka Obamaday.


28 posted on 02/13/2015 6:28:53 AM PST by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Redcitizen

Probably somewhere between top 25-30.

I blame Frank-Dodd. Without their destruction of the financial industry I would still of had my job, my 401 savings and working from home I would have made the top 10.


29 posted on 02/13/2015 6:31:53 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30 Somethin’!!


30 posted on 02/13/2015 6:34:19 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Blaming the spatula? Maybe they should have picked up a new one at Spatula City!
31 posted on 02/13/2015 6:39:33 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator
"THAT was not my fault!"


32 posted on 02/13/2015 6:43:38 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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Meanwhile, in the Not So Evil Empire..


33 posted on 02/13/2015 6:47:44 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: a fool in paradise

That guy needs driverless skates.


34 posted on 02/13/2015 7:01:05 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: a fool in paradise
I blame all the true idiots that voted for this pathetic excuse for a President....SUCH an embarrassment....(((puts face in palms)))

Obama Makes Faces, Takes Selfies and Goofs Off in BuzzFeed Video
35 posted on 02/13/2015 7:04:19 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’ve done lots of crazy stuff, hundreds of skydives, river rafting, etc., but nothing like that.


36 posted on 02/13/2015 7:12:04 AM PST by Loud Mime (Keep the Commandments; it's better than gambling on forgiveness.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Silly video (but somehow it works!)video

2001 Space Odyssey moon landing with Pink Floyd’s “Money”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgpp7YCA0_Y


37 posted on 02/13/2015 7:14:51 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?


38 posted on 02/13/2015 7:16:44 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: a fool in paradise

Yikes!


39 posted on 02/13/2015 7:17:21 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m married . . . every day is blame somebody else day - me!


40 posted on 02/13/2015 7:19:58 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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