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Homeless man steals ambulance in Pontiac in attempt to reach strip club
Macombdaily ^ | 12/01/14 | Dave Phillips

Posted on 12/02/2014 6:17:58 AM PST by cripplecreek

Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday.


“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.


“You can’t make this up.”


The man, who hoped to make it to the Detroit strip club but was stopped by police in Sterling Heights, was asked why he took the ambulance.

“Apparently he said there was no public transportation available,” Bouchard said.


“Again, you can’t make this up.”


Deputies learned of the theft around 11 p.m. Sunday, when they were dispatched to the hospital in the 50 block of Perry. The ambulance had been parked at the entrance after a patient was transported to the hospital, and it was unlocked and had a cell phone inside.


Authorities located the vehicle after tracing the cell phone to an area in Sterling Heights, and Sterling Heights police officers pulled the vehicle over and arrested the suspect, who was cooperative. The ambulance was turned over to STAR EMS.


The suspect has mental health issues, according to the sheriff’s office.


Bouchard said the arrest was good cooperative police work between his department and Sterling Heights.


“Obviously an ambulance not only has expensive items in it, including drugs, it’s an expensive vehicle by itself,” he said


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: mi; pontiac; strippers
Well calling 911 to take him to the strip club wasn't going to work.

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Man steals ambulance in order to drive to strip club
1 posted on 12/02/2014 6:17:59 AM PST by cripplecreek
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To: Springman; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; madison10; ...
When you absolutely positively must get to the Booby Trap overnight.

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2 posted on 12/02/2014 6:19:32 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

I’d say he would definitely vote Democrat if he did vote


3 posted on 12/02/2014 6:20:18 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: cripplecreek

This wouldn’t have happened if there was proper public transportation available. /sarc


4 posted on 12/02/2014 6:20:18 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Good Muslims, like good Nazis or good liberals, are terrible human beings.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Wonder if the stripper he wanted to see was Amber Lamps?


5 posted on 12/02/2014 6:24:34 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

I’ve spoken to inner city EMTs, and many claim that there are “frequent fliers” who think the ambulance service is their own private taxi cab.


6 posted on 12/02/2014 6:25:15 AM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


7 posted on 12/02/2014 6:28:04 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: cripplecreek

I am quite sure that I do not want to google that name.


8 posted on 12/02/2014 6:34:49 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Good Muslims, like good Nazis or good liberals, are terrible human beings.)
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To: cripplecreek; GeronL; Slings and Arrows

He really did have a plan to put those dollars he collected to use.


9 posted on 12/02/2014 6:34:59 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: cripplecreek

This screams for an Obama backed strip club czar. The disparity in today’s world.


10 posted on 12/02/2014 6:36:36 AM PST by Artie (We are surrounded by MORONS)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

11 posted on 12/02/2014 6:36:55 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

12 posted on 12/02/2014 6:38:36 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: MrB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HtNG0IFBdY#t=42


13 posted on 12/02/2014 6:39:30 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: jsanders2001

POTATO SALAD!! d;^) (Guess that Sienfeld)


14 posted on 12/02/2014 6:41:31 AM PST by CopperTop
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To: cripplecreek

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do...


15 posted on 12/02/2014 6:49:39 AM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: cripplecreek

hmmmmm.....so there IS a strip bar in Michigan that is NOT at the corner of Dort and South Saginaw in Flint...


16 posted on 12/02/2014 6:53:45 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Looking at google earth street view and it appears that the Booby Trap is now the King of Diamonds strip clup. (valet parking $5)


17 posted on 12/02/2014 7:06:41 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

Gotta get there early to avoid the door charge.


18 posted on 12/02/2014 7:35:12 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: cripplecreek

Priorities!


19 posted on 12/02/2014 7:35:58 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: cripplecreek

You can get arrested for that?


20 posted on 12/02/2014 7:48:28 AM PST by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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