[Foundahardheadedwoman]

Having a woman like that would be like using firewood, it warms you twice.

[BipolarBob]

TAIUWP

[driftdiver]

yes because all we men are good for is taking out the garbage and cutting firewood.

and American women wonder why they are alone.

[Tax-chick]

She could let him butcher the caribou for her, at least until she has sons old enough to do it.

[Squantos]

That would be a good wife to have ..... During football season.

[bgill]

She didn’t know how to use a chainsaw? Yes, that’s embarrassing. Hubby was off on a job for several months and for some reason, probably global warming, we had big limbs falling every few days. Some had broken down the fence so that had to be taken care of immediately and there was no one but me to do it. I’d drop the kids off at half day church pre-school and immediately grab the ax and chainsaw to cut them into small enough pieces to carry up the hill. Yes, cough, tightening the chain does keep it from flying off.

[Edward Teach]

Yeah but can she skin a deer with a golf ball?

[latina4dubya]

i would still need a man... just saying...

[SamAdams76]

The author obviously intended this to be a light-hearted, humorous article but it's funny to see all the insecure males out there freak out over the prospect of a woman mastering the chain saw. Like they won't be needed around anymore because their woman has figured out the choke and oh-so-complex chore of replacing a spark plug on a power tool.

I bet these same men are hopeless in a kitchen and operate under the delusion that their inability to fry up an omelette or bake a loaf of bread makes them more "manly."

[Caipirabob]

My dear, "Put another log on the fire"...

[SkyDancer]

Spiders!!!!!

[armydawg505]

Ask all the thugs on the street how they got along without fathers in their lives. What a bitch. I hope you wake up at age 75 totally alone.