Posted on 06/14/2014 5:32:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.
Ah geez, I have to apologize.
I thought this thread was about the quick freezing of cucumbers.
I am so sorry...
Amusing. However this man’s honor cannot be restored until he deals with the man who slept with his wife in a definitive manner and then the wife.
Yes, it did. Thank you for noticing!
It was light blue, with an off-white organza over-dress, at a substantial (at the time) per-yard price. The whole thing cost only about $350, but my wedding budget was only $3,000.
A Mexican seamstress/designer in San Antonio made it; she’d made a gorgeous dress my roommate wore to her sister’s debut. She also owned a taco stand, next to the dress shop, so she could yell at the employees out the window from her sewing machine!
I remember that guy, and yes , he was awesome.
Violence and death over a trampy wife strikes me as remarkably stupid. You want the girl? Choke on her, pal. That’s what I say.
No doubt, I got some chuckles from it.
Too much blue in the die lot to be of use. ;)
I will be eternally grateful...to someone.... when the “strapless gown” genre is over.
Deuteronomy 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die, the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away the evil from Israel.
The tackiest thing is when the bra straps are just sitting there, like she imagines they’re invisible.
No, really, Tax-chick, how did you feel about your wedding dress...:)
:) yup. plus.....leave a bit for the imagination....as my mother would say. :)
Liked it, thanks for asking. It had a top and everything.
Original Ad at this link. Good luck on getting a photo of her.
Not holding my breath on that one.
I sent an e-mail to the poster of the advertisement, and asked him to anonymously post a copy of the photo here on this thread. Who knows? Nothing ventured , nothing gained.LOL.
Wedding dresses have mostly been strapless since around 1998. My MIL said they look like bath towels. My wife wore a very becoming gown with long lace sleeves & it covered her shoulders. This was back in 1983.
Strapless gowns only look really good on a few gals, let’s face it. For years I have called them Second Amendment brides since they obviously believe in the right to bare arms.
MIL also asked, why is the bride showing off that which only her husband is supposed to see?
How do you know Laz didn’t caused this?
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