Jay Carney Resigns To Pursue Other Interests [satire]

5-7-14 | Retired Texas Vet

[mojito]

You raise my hopes only to dash them down again.

[bigbob]

I’m not sure he’s qualified, he’s proven time and again he doesn’t know sh!t from Sinalola

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I guess he wants to go back to the communist stronghold of a major snooze magazine?

[Fledermaus]

Biggest tease since I was 16!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Seriously you got me so excited I was gonna do my very first cartwheel

[ozarkgirl]

Enjoyable and well written, however, as truthful as all the rest of the lamestream media. Bummer!

Didn’t I read though that he was going to retire soon (or was I dreaming?)

[Paladin2]

No way; he’s a liar’s liar.

[Vaquero]

After his last weeks Ralph Kramden homina homina performance he must be cooked. Like the white hut’s books.

[3catsanadog]

Probably was constantly sick from having to lie, lie, lie.

[3catsanadog]

Oops, I missed the satire.

[MrB]

Why would anyone be excited over Jay Carney resigning?

Does anyone believe he’ll be replaced by someone that will tell the truth?

[LucianOfSamasota]

Carney cannot ‘resign’.

He might evolve to a higher species.

Like flatworm.

[Mark17]

I’m not sure he’s qualified, he’s proven time and again he doesn’t know sh!t from Sinalola

Or as Dolly Parton once said, he doesn't know whether to wind his butt, or scratch his watch.

[envisio]

Ha! I knew you were bullsh***ng when you said the media picked on him.

Yeah, asking questions about Zer0’s golf score and what the white house kitchen served for supper last night is really grilling him hard. They should just eliminate Zer0’s press secretary all together and just have the media come in for a daily bow and offering to a portrait of him then pass out a list of things to report about.

[Sarah Barracuda]

No one in this administration tells the truth..but Carney, if there is anyone that deserves a one way ticket to the pokey its him

[rjsimmon]

Someone with his qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

[Calvin Locke]

Probably a sidekick for Jon Stewart, or maybe Letterman's replacement, Colbert, is it?

Just as well it's satire. Any new replacement for him would have a honeymoon period, and there would be even fewer legitimate questions then there are now.