[mojito]

You raise my hopes only to dash them down again.

[bigbob]

I’m not sure he’s qualified, he’s proven time and again he doesn’t know sh!t from Sinalola

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I guess he wants to go back to the communist stronghold of a major snooze magazine?

[Fledermaus]

Biggest tease since I was 16!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Seriously you got me so excited I was gonna do my very first cartwheel

[ozarkgirl]

Enjoyable and well written, however, as truthful as all the rest of the lamestream media. Bummer!

Didn’t I read though that he was going to retire soon (or was I dreaming?)

[Paladin2]

No way; he’s a liar’s liar.

[Vaquero]

After his last weeks Ralph Kramden homina homina performance he must be cooked. Like the white hut’s books.

[3catsanadog]

Probably was constantly sick from having to lie, lie, lie.

[3catsanadog]

Oops, I missed the satire.

[LucianOfSamasota]

Carney cannot ‘resign’.

He might evolve to a higher species.

Like flatworm.

[envisio]

Ha! I knew you were bullsh***ng when you said the media picked on him.

Yeah, asking questions about Zer0’s golf score and what the white house kitchen served for supper last night is really grilling him hard. They should just eliminate Zer0’s press secretary all together and just have the media come in for a daily bow and offering to a portrait of him then pass out a list of things to report about.

[rjsimmon]

Someone with his qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

[Dick Bachert]

Carney is moving on to a vocation better suited to his talent and one in which his family has deep roots: Carney barker.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Carney’s soul is so tainted that satan will open up a hole and take him directly to hell when he is no longer needed to lie for Ohomo.