[MIchaelTArchangel]

I guess he wants to go back to the communist stronghold of a major snooze magazine?

[Calvin Locke]

Probably a sidekick for Jon Stewart, or maybe Letterman's replacement, Colbert, is it?

Just as well it's satire. Any new replacement for him would have a honeymoon period, and there would be even fewer legitimate questions then there are now.