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Seemed a good story to lighten things up on a Friday.
1 posted on 04/25/2014 1:58:41 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: driftdiver

For goodness sakes. Stop being such a whiner. It’s a friggen DUCK! Last time I checked, ducks were near the bottom of the dangerous animal list.


2 posted on 04/25/2014 2:01:02 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: driftdiver

I’d give the lady $5 and tell her to grow a pair.


3 posted on 04/25/2014 2:02:01 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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That’s quite a bill.


5 posted on 04/25/2014 2:02:29 PM PDT by Wolfie
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To: driftdiver

And she have any witnesses to her drunken.............er, alleged duck attack?


8 posted on 04/25/2014 2:03:34 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: driftdiver
AFLAC !


9 posted on 04/25/2014 2:03:47 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: driftdiver

Any duck that can knock over a human with a flap of its wings is not a duck you want to challenge.


10 posted on 04/25/2014 2:04:01 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: driftdiver

lol... ducks are totally defenseless.


11 posted on 04/25/2014 2:04:52 PM PDT by Bobalu (What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
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To: driftdiver

When I was in my twenties’ I was attacked by a cougar. I told her I wasn’t drunk enough to take her home.

The end.


12 posted on 04/25/2014 2:05:14 PM PDT by drunknsage
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I Want A New Duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS2UPNSnr4M


13 posted on 04/25/2014 2:06:45 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- “Got any fresh fruit?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh vegetables?”
- “No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
The next day, the duck returns:
- “Got any fresh fruit?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh vegetables?”
- “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks:
- “Got any nails?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh fruit?”

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Duck#ixzz2zw00melx


14 posted on 04/25/2014 2:06:51 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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If it was a swan or a goose that would be one thing. But it was a duck.

It flapped it's wings, you jumped and fell, it did not knock you over.

Medical maybe.

Nothing else.

15 posted on 04/25/2014 2:08:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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I have a word for any duck that chooses to attack me: DINNER!


16 posted on 04/25/2014 2:09:53 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: driftdiver; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
That's ducked up.


17 posted on 04/25/2014 2:13:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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If *I'm* on the jury she gets a dollar and no more.And her lawyer gets a third of that.
19 posted on 04/25/2014 2:16:39 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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I wonder what the new code in the vastly expanded billing regs for this might be?


20 posted on 04/25/2014 2:22:48 PM PDT by jacquej ("It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.")
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Duck attack...

must have been a queepy athed quacker...

(someone has to say it...or maybe they don’t)


25 posted on 04/25/2014 2:41:22 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Hey, if you’ve never been attacked by a duck, be careful. I, as a 7 yr old, was traumatized by our family duck who had decided I was fair game & would peck at my feet & legs. He didn’t last long. But I still don’t like ducks!


28 posted on 04/25/2014 2:49:58 PM PDT by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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To: driftdiver

Give her the duck and instructions how to make Peking Duck.


30 posted on 04/25/2014 3:00:52 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers
William Shakespeare
31 posted on 04/25/2014 3:16:59 PM PDT by Ben Mugged (The number one enemy of liberalism is reality.)
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Do us all a favor and shoot the stupid woman.


32 posted on 04/25/2014 3:41:26 PM PDT by SgtHooper (I lost my tag!)
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