Seemed a good story to lighten things up on a Friday.
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To: driftdiver
For goodness sakes. Stop being such a whiner. It’s a friggen DUCK! Last time I checked, ducks were near the bottom of the dangerous animal list.
2 posted on
04/25/2014 2:01:02 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: driftdiver
I’d give the lady $5 and tell her to grow a pair.
3 posted on
04/25/2014 2:02:01 PM PDT by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama lied .. the economy died.)
To: driftdiver
5 posted on
04/25/2014 2:02:29 PM PDT by
Wolfie
To: driftdiver
And she have any witnesses to her drunken.............er, alleged duck attack?
8 posted on
04/25/2014 2:03:34 PM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: driftdiver
AFLAC !
9 posted on
04/25/2014 2:03:47 PM PDT by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: driftdiver
Any duck that can knock over a human with a flap of its wings is not a duck you want to challenge.
10 posted on
04/25/2014 2:04:01 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: driftdiver
lol... ducks are totally defenseless.
11 posted on
04/25/2014 2:04:52 PM PDT by
Bobalu
(What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
To: driftdiver
When I was in my twenties’ I was attacked by a cougar. I told her I wasn’t drunk enough to take her home.
The end.
To: driftdiver
13 posted on
04/25/2014 2:06:45 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: driftdiver
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- “Got any fresh fruit?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh vegetables?”
- “No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
The next day, the duck returns:
- “Got any fresh fruit?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh vegetables?”
- “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks:
- “Got any nails?”
- “No.”
- “Got any fresh fruit?”
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Duck#ixzz2zw00melx
14 posted on
04/25/2014 2:06:51 PM PDT by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: driftdiver
If it was a swan or a goose that would be one thing. But it was a duck.
It flapped it's wings, you jumped and fell, it did not knock you over.
Medical maybe.
Nothing else.
15 posted on
04/25/2014 2:08:40 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: driftdiver
I have a word for any duck that chooses to attack me: DINNER!
16 posted on
04/25/2014 2:09:53 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: driftdiver; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
That's ducked up.
17 posted on
04/25/2014 2:13:37 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: driftdiver
If *I'm* on the jury she gets a dollar and no more.And her lawyer gets a third of that.
To: driftdiver
I wonder what the new code in the vastly expanded billing regs for this might be?
20 posted on
04/25/2014 2:22:48 PM PDT by
jacquej
("It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.")
To: driftdiver
Duck attack...
must have been a queepy athed quacker...
(someone has to say it...or maybe they don’t)
25 posted on
04/25/2014 2:41:22 PM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: driftdiver
Hey, if you’ve never been attacked by a duck, be careful. I, as a 7 yr old, was traumatized by our family duck who had decided I was fair game & would peck at my feet & legs. He didn’t last long. But I still don’t like ducks!
28 posted on
04/25/2014 2:49:58 PM PDT by
grame
(May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
To: driftdiver
Give her the duck and instructions how to make Peking Duck.
To: driftdiver
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers
William Shakespeare
31 posted on
04/25/2014 3:16:59 PM PDT by
Ben Mugged
(The number one enemy of liberalism is reality.)
To: driftdiver
Do us all a favor and shoot the stupid woman.
32 posted on
04/25/2014 3:41:26 PM PDT by
SgtHooper
(I lost my tag!)
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