What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?

Fertile mind | 04/17/14 | Self

[Yaelle]

Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.

Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.

So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.

It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.

[Chode]

100%... watching practice???

[meatloaf]

Damien

[smokingfrog]

Socks II

[Yaelle]

Hillary may take up mountain climbing...she is enamored of the twin peaks.

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Well, that is because she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, who first climbed to the top of Mt. Everest, dontcha know. Many years after she was born. But her parents just knew he would.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Will probably abort it as a sign of “solidarity” for the Hillary run for president to gain a few votes.

[tfecw]

I would break my ‘don't date a liberal’ rule if Miss Portman came a knocking.

Yes she's an airhead; but if she gave me the time of day, everything in my head would leak out my ears so we'd be even.

[wastedyears]

If they have a boy and she names him Anthony, I’ll be ashamed.

[Psalm 73]

What's with that picture - Hillary judging a wet t-shirt contest?
Man, that's just weird.

[Migraine]

Or “World Wide Webb”

[Yaelle]

Or call him Grandma’s Little Photo Op?

[wastedyears]

How about Beetlejuice?

[Gosh I love this neighborhood]

7

She can't have 7 as it's already taken.

[Southack]

Hope

[ViLaLuz]

Ben Ghazi

[pogo101]

NSFW

NSFW "Ted" Clip - "White Trash Name"

NSFW

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Portman’s a big liberal. She’d charge you for “the time of day” and then have you arested for leaking pollution out of your ears.

You ain’t gonna win, kid, even in your dreams. (Yoda).

[Redcitizen]

If she has a boy, he could be named Vincent. Middle name Foster. It’s an idea.

[SADMILLIE]

I thought she would kill the baby.

[EinNYC]

[twister881]

Girl: Rose (Law Firm)
Boy: Icant (Recall)
Aborted fetus: What Difference Does It Make