[tfecw]

I would break my ‘don't date a liberal’ rule if Miss Portman came a knocking.

Yes she's an airhead; but if she gave me the time of day, everything in my head would leak out my ears so we'd be even.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Portman’s a big liberal. She’d charge you for “the time of day” and then have you arested for leaking pollution out of your ears.

You ain’t gonna win, kid, even in your dreams. (Yoda).