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These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA
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Posted on 03/28/2014 8:08:49 AM PDT by JimRed
These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; nsa
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This came as an attachment to an e-mail sent by a Patriot-oriented organization. But the click leads to a video presentation I don't have the time or inclination to sit through. Will someone with more patience who has watched it kindly share the thirteen words with us? I want to try to include ALL of them in at least one communication.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:08:50 AM PDT
by
JimRed
To: JimRed
1. Where.
2. Are.
3. The.
4. Gaw
5. Damned.
6. Words.
7. Cuz.
8. You.
9. Omitted.
10. The.
11. Stupid.
12. Muthahuggin.
13. Things.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:11:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: JimRed
I’d like to buy a vowel……(how do you play this game?)
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:11:03 AM PDT
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: JimRed
There is this new-fangled thing called
Google that you should check out!
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:11:06 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:11:39 AM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(FIGHT! FIGHT! SEVERE CONSERVATIVE AND THE WILD RIGHT!)
To: JimRed
These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA But that's only 11 words, unless you count "NSA" as three words.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:15:01 AM PDT
by
abishai
(Hello Jane!!! I miss you.)
To: JimRed; Lazamataz
LIKE! Thumbs Up! Needed to laugh!
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:15:13 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: Lazamataz
LOL, that was awesome. You never let us down for a humor break.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:19:51 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: Lazamataz
To: JimRed
Did the NSA censor your post?
To: F15Eagle
That’s why they left them out of the email...
They could have put them in a graphic.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:22:01 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
But if you do a Google search, wouldn’t that flag you too? ;^)
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:23:00 AM PDT
by
DonkeyBonker
(Hard to paddle against the flow of sewage coming out of the White House.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Google supports the enemy regime. BING it.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:23:29 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: basil
Since you didn't get your vowel, I'm thinking this is some sort of guessing game. Here are my guesses for the 13 danger words:
Palin, Rush, conservative, right-wing, freedom, freeper, tea, patriot, America, NRA, citizen, basil, constitution
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:24:00 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: Lazamataz
demolition
barbounia
caulfield
aleikum
kopechne
soetoro
mcGee
322
carcano
elint
wnd...
But why give them clues?
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:24:39 AM PDT
by
golux
To: Leaning Right
Looks about right to me—LOL!
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:27:17 AM PDT
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: JimRed
Are you one of the folks Harry Reid was saying couldn’t operate the internet?? ;-)~
To: Leaning Right; All
WE, THE, PEOPLE, OF, THE, UNITED, STATES, OF, AMERICA,
CONSTITUTIONAL, LAWS, RESPECT, TRUTH..here are my 13 words.
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:32:01 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: JimRed
Remember when Jimmy Carter wanted automatic phone recording when certain words were used?
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:34:48 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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