'She told me to destroy my guns': Sean Penn...gets rid of his 65 'cowardly killing machines'

Daily Mail [UK] ^ | 13 January 2014 | Fay Strang and Heidi Parker

[Slings and Arrows]

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron seem to be getting awfully serious.

On Saturday evening during the Help Haiti Home Gala in Beverly Hills the 53-year-old actor hinted his 38-year-old lady love of several months changed his mind about his the astonishing number of gund he owns - 65 in total - per E!

In his speech the Mystic River actor said 'a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa' convinced him to destroy the fire arms.

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'Sean stated during his speech, 'Being provoked by this aforementioned strong woman and considering how liberating of bulls--t and ugliness it would be not only get rid of the guns I have in the continental United States but also to destroy them, Jeff Koons and I had a chat the other day,' Penn said.

He added, 'The highest bidder gets every single one of my guns put in the hands of this iconic artist and sculptor…Koons will decommission [and] render inactive all of my cowardly killing machines.'

[Gay State Conservative]

Cool! Now all I have to do is find out where he lives,visit his house in the wee hours,and help my self to lots of his stuff...secure in the knowledge that his home is *not* insured by Smith & Wesson.

[4yearlurker]

Ah yes...love is in the air..until Sean has to give Charlize a backhand across the moosh for stepping out of line.

[MosesKnows]

'She told me ... so I did.

There's a pussy in the woodpile, perhaps two.

[ETL]

[yldstrk]

is he a wife beater

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Actually, Theron’s mother killed her abusive alcoholic father by shooting him. She calls her Mother her hero.. So which is it?”

She hates guns because her mother used one to protect herself against an abusive drunk? Would she have preferred her mother to be killed or seriously injured? Is she also against alcohol?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

So, Spicoli, did she tell you to get rid of your guns before or after you beat the crap out of her?

[MrB]

Another question - does his security team carry firearms?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Turn in your man card, Sean. It was only on loan anyway.”

I’m not convinced he had one to begin with.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Why did she use a firearm when she could have simply poisoned his coffee? </braindead liberal>

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“At the link, Penn looks orange.
All these years I thought he was just RED.”

Red + yellow = orange.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“He’s an aging pretty-boy trying to hold on to his youth.”

And he wasn’t that pretty to begin with.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“It is absolutely staggering what some guys will do for *****.”

Maybe THIS is the “that” that Meat Loaf won’t do for love...

[Slings and Arrows]

Laws are for the serfs. The masters do as they wish.

[Slings and Arrows]

He’s a talented actor. There’s a reason, though, that he’s paid to act rather than think.

[Slings and Arrows]

Or that young.

[Slings and Arrows]

> gund

It’s something like a guh. Or maybe a gub.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Them wimmens can make a man do d@rn near anything.

[Resolute Conservative]

I’m ok if libs want to voluntarily give up there guns. Just leave mine alone, which they won’t.

[fabian]

No, he loves his sex more than his freedom...