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Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears (Truncated)
Slightly Viral ^ | January 8, 2014 | Ryan Jennings

Posted on 01/13/2014 4:42:09 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett

Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful. And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.

But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings. Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you here at Slightly Viral…


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: amazon; gummy; napl; review
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To: NoCmpromiz

5 Pounds ?
Oh, no...
I demonstrated my unending admiration for his accomplishments...the C130 was fully loaded.
:D


61 posted on 01/13/2014 7:40:09 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

I am now on page 5 of the amazon.com customer comments.

One must pace themselves reading these, the tears in your eyes make them harder to read, and you also need time to catch your breath from laughing for the first time in 5 years.

Thank you My hearts in London-Everett.

You have brought joy to the Freepers tonight.


62 posted on 01/13/2014 7:42:54 PM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: moose07
the C130 was fully loaded.

Well, I'm sure that cost at least £5...

But there will certainly be enough for Mooseshelle too!

63 posted on 01/13/2014 7:47:59 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

Hilarious!


64 posted on 01/13/2014 7:51:15 PM PST by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: TheConservativeParty

From the Amazon reviews...

A minor murmur from deep within my bowels soon turned into what felt like a brown trout swimming up stream in my intestines....

My abs are in pain from laughing so hard!


65 posted on 01/13/2014 7:56:58 PM PST by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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To: djf

I also found the trout reference.

I have not laughed so much in years.

My sides are killing me!

I am about ready to “go back in” to the reviews and resume reading.

Can only read about 2 pages at a time.

Some of the writers are very gifted!

*Did you see the review where the guy told the story of how the gummi bears ruined his marriage proposal? True or not, very creative writing!


66 posted on 01/13/2014 8:40:17 PM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: Lazamataz

Pinging for your possible sharing with your ping list.


67 posted on 01/13/2014 8:42:09 PM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

I read up to page 12 of the reviews so far.
We do still have some gifted writers in this country.
Excellent story telling.


68 posted on 01/13/2014 9:28:16 PM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

Ping yes very funny


69 posted on 01/13/2014 9:45:33 PM PST by Justice
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To: Slings and Arrows

70 posted on 01/13/2014 10:09:51 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: ErnBatavia

LOL!! Damn! This is beyond funny!!!


71 posted on 01/13/2014 10:59:20 PM PST by SortaBichy
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To: moose07; null and void; NoCmpromiz; DJ MacWoW

I think I mentioned this to a few people via email at some point not too long ago.


72 posted on 01/13/2014 11:08:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Cicero

Thanks. I needed the laugh tonight.


73 posted on 01/13/2014 11:41:32 PM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: My hearts in London - Everett
Don't take away my....


74 posted on 01/14/2014 2:32:52 AM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin; IamConservative

>>> “Ryan’s Steakhouse” story

>>>>>>What’s that about?

I had to look it up too. Maybe he means this?
http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html


75 posted on 01/14/2014 2:55:08 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

OMG! Thanks for the morning tears-in-my-eyes laughfest over my morning coffee!


76 posted on 01/14/2014 3:02:47 AM PST by Mrs. B.S. Roberts
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To: Titan Magroyne
I had to look it up too. Maybe he means this? http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

That's it...

77 posted on 01/14/2014 3:21:35 AM PST by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; dfwgator

oops.


78 posted on 01/14/2014 3:21:53 AM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

I have suffered “A Night of 1,000 Waterfalls” from sugarless gummy candy. These funny reviews are spot on!!


79 posted on 01/14/2014 5:21:54 AM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: My hearts in London - Everett

I have suffered “A Night of 1,000 Waterfalls” from sugarless gummy candy. These funny reviews are spot on!!


80 posted on 01/14/2014 5:21:59 AM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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