Posted on 01/13/2014 4:42:09 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett
Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful. And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.
But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings. Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you here at Slightly Viral…
5 Pounds ?
Oh, no...
I demonstrated my unending admiration for his accomplishments...the C130 was fully loaded.
:D
I am now on page 5 of the amazon.com customer comments.
One must pace themselves reading these, the tears in your eyes make them harder to read, and you also need time to catch your breath from laughing for the first time in 5 years.
Thank you My hearts in London-Everett.
You have brought joy to the Freepers tonight.
Well, I'm sure that cost at least £5...
But there will certainly be enough for Mooseshelle too!
Hilarious!
From the Amazon reviews...
A minor murmur from deep within my bowels soon turned into what felt like a brown trout swimming up stream in my intestines....
My abs are in pain from laughing so hard!
I also found the trout reference.
I have not laughed so much in years.
My sides are killing me!
I am about ready to “go back in” to the reviews and resume reading.
Can only read about 2 pages at a time.
Some of the writers are very gifted!
*Did you see the review where the guy told the story of how the gummi bears ruined his marriage proposal? True or not, very creative writing!
Pinging for your possible sharing with your ping list.
I read up to page 12 of the reviews so far.
We do still have some gifted writers in this country.
Excellent story telling.
Ping yes very funny
LOL!! Damn! This is beyond funny!!!
I think I mentioned this to a few people via email at some point not too long ago.
Thanks. I needed the laugh tonight.
>>> “Ryan’s Steakhouse” story
>>>>>>What’s that about?
I had to look it up too. Maybe he means this?
http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
OMG! Thanks for the morning tears-in-my-eyes laughfest over my morning coffee!
That's it...
oops.
I have suffered “A Night of 1,000 Waterfalls” from sugarless gummy candy. These funny reviews are spot on!!
I have suffered “A Night of 1,000 Waterfalls” from sugarless gummy candy. These funny reviews are spot on!!
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