1 posted on
01/12/2014 7:07:57 PM PST by
BenLurkin
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To: Slings and Arrows
2 posted on
01/12/2014 7:09:10 PM PST by
Perdogg
(Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
To: BenLurkin
Heh...I'm sending this to my brother, who is the servant of three cats.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
3 posted on
01/12/2014 7:12:48 PM PST by
wku man
(We are the 53%! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXN0GDuLN4)
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4 posted on
01/12/2014 7:15:51 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: BenLurkin
Cats don’t have owners. They have staff.
5 posted on
01/12/2014 7:17:10 PM PST by
Noumenon
(Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
To: BenLurkin
I’ve heard this before. Cats can definitely tell other cats; they behave towards each other way different from how they behave toward humans.
6 posted on
01/12/2014 7:25:53 PM PST by
Olog-hai
To: BenLurkin
My daughter’s cat will play fetch.
7 posted on
01/12/2014 7:30:17 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(The War on Drugs has been used as an excuse to steal your rights. Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: BenLurkin
Cats think you are just a big, stupid cat
As stupid as "us" big, stupid "cats" might be, we don't go around vomiting all over the floor, or bringing in dead lizards, or scratching the furniture. So, who's the stupid one, huh???
9 posted on
01/12/2014 7:35:01 PM PST by
adorno
(Y)
To: BenLurkin
My wife has
five of these furry rats. And the article is right: the lights are on but nobody's home. They do nothing but eat, sleep, fish for snacks in my aquarium, and crap in the litter boxes. Their idea of interaction is getting underfoot when they hear the electric can opener. One of us is gonna break an ankle one of these days.
Gawd, I gotta get another dog.
To: BenLurkin
Well, that explains a lot.
To: BenLurkin
So, cats diss their mommies? They think their mommies are stupid?
22 posted on
01/12/2014 7:52:40 PM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: BenLurkin
"they were never bred to play some specific role in the domestic life of humans,".....Don't know about that Ben. We had a cat around the house and another in the barn. Didn't feed them that was their job to eat pests. Sounds like they had a role...
23 posted on
01/12/2014 7:53:00 PM PST by
virgil283
(When the sun spins, the cross appears, and the skies burn red)
To: BenLurkin
So cats compare us to Stimpy.
“Stimpy! You iiiidiot!”
24 posted on
01/12/2014 7:53:54 PM PST by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: BenLurkin
I disagree with the findings of this Anthrozoologist. Cats know you’re human and not a cat. They’re aware you and the family dog are entirely different species. You may be their parents, but they’re aware you’re not a cat. Cats are family; it’s the stupid dog who is the household pet.
What cats don’t get is that despite the fact you’re a hopeless stumbling klutz with miserable dexterity and incapable of speed, cannot smell things across the house, evidently can’t hear for crap, and are demonstrably blind as a bat, you’re the most amazing hunter they’ve ever seen. It’s madness.
You wake up in the morning, go away for hours and hours, then return home around sundown with bags of food and begin a great feast. How in the HELL do you do it, they wonder. You can’t even go to the bathroom in the dark without crashing around and almost killing yourself (or a nearby cat) yet the big cold box you hide the best food in is always filled with all kinds of delectable meat. Cats are impressed, but they’re sure they can still do better which is why they always try to get outside.
To: BenLurkin
And people think their cats are just little, stupid persons.
35 posted on
01/12/2014 8:27:05 PM PST by
eclecticEel
("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
To: BenLurkin
like......this is news???
41 posted on
01/12/2014 8:48:44 PM PST by
terycarl
To: BenLurkin
lol. They probably have it right.
To: BenLurkin
51 posted on
01/12/2014 9:27:08 PM PST by
GOP Poet
To: BenLurkin
They think you’re the cat who can operate a can opener.
52 posted on
01/12/2014 9:27:39 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: BenLurkin
I beg to differ - my cats think I am a food-dispensing machine.
62 posted on
01/12/2014 10:43:14 PM PST by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: BenLurkin
My cat thinks I am an unpaid intern.
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