[adorno]

Cats think you are just a big, stupid cat

As stupid as "us" big, stupid "cats" might be, we don't go around vomiting all over the floor, or bringing in dead lizards, or scratching the furniture. So, who's the stupid one, huh???

[TurboZamboni]

we don't go around vomiting all over the floor, or bringing in dead lizards, or scratching the furniture.

not since college days, any way.

[Hoodat]

So, who's the stupid one, huh???

The one who cleans up the mess.

[dhs12345]

They bring in lizards and mice because in their minds, they are trying to feed you. Usually, the mice are alive and you are supposed to chase them down and catch them.

[miele man]

This morning as I went to feed the two indoor cats, I had to clean up kitty poop on a rug in the hall. That didn’t please me very much. Finally, after cleaning the mess and the rug and washing my hands, I went to the kitchen to make coffee and feed the outdoor cat. Surprise! Bird feathers all over the kitchen floor. I presume this bird was eaten because I couldn’t find parts anywhere else in the house. The two indoor cats may soon become outdoor cats and the kitty door may be locked as well.

Cats have “staff”, indeed.

[Junk Silver]

“So, who’s the stupid one, huh???”

My cat spends most of the day lounging around in the warmest, most comfortable spot she can find while I work myself to the bone to buy gourmet cat food and pay taxes.

We both know who the stupid one is.

[terycarl]

As stupid as "us" big, stupid "cats" might be, we don't go around vomiting all over the floor, or bringing in dead lizards, or scratching the furniture. So, who's the stupid one, huh???

the one who buys the furniture and cleans up the mess while the royal one sleeps!!!!