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'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'
Daily Mail ^
| 10 January 2014
| Claire Ellicott
Posted on 01/10/2014 5:32:28 PM PST by matt1234
Three lapdancers dressed in miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts kidnapped a club boss, a court was told.
Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager and two men drove up in two BMWs.
Mr Woodman said they surrounded him before bundling him into one of the cars and driving off.
The women claimed he owed them more than £20,000 for working at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival in March 2012.
It is alleged that Mr Woodman was kidnapped, robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal.
--SNIP--
Mr Woodman told the court in the months afterwards he had received calls demanding the money from Charlotte Devaney, 34.
On the day of the alleged incident, he said he recognised Devaney and lapdancers Mandy Cool, 29, Stephanie Pye, 31, and Rachel Goodchild, 24, when they arrived at his workplace in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, at around 4pm.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; humor; napl; uk; weird
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Full title: "'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts': Club boss tells of his terror during alleged abduction by women as he gives evidence behind a screen"
Pictures of alleged perps at source. They appear decidely not guilty to me.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:32:29 PM PST
by
matt1234
To: matt1234; Bender2
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:35:05 PM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
To: matt1234
This isn’t a crime. It’s my dream.
To: matt1234
Sounds like the setup for a remake of “9 to 5”.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:37:16 PM PST
by
Boogieman
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:37:23 PM PST
by
matt1234
(Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
To: matt1234
cultural rot getting ugly
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:39:38 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: matt1234
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:39:44 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:41:07 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: matt1234
I just hate it when that happens.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:41:27 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: mkmensinger
This isnt a crime. Its my dream. I'm sure you are not alone.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:42:04 PM PST
by
matt1234
(Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
To: matt1234
>
Pictures of alleged perps at source. They appear decidely not guilty to me. Yeah, from what little you can see. They have WAY too many clothes on to be able to tell for sure.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:44:10 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: mkmensinger
This isnt a crime. Its my dream. My post of the year winner (so far)!!
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:44:12 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
To: dayglored
At the very least, they will be pre-approved for a Clinton post-POTUS pardon.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:45:08 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
To: matt1234
I’d pay the ransom in one dollar bills...
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:45:31 PM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: matt1234
Two of those women are CLEARLY innocent.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:46:32 PM PST
by
Freedom_Is_Not_Free
(Free goodies for all -- Freedom for none.)
To: mkmensinger
To: matt1234
You were in great peril.
I don't think I was.
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
No, it's too perilous.
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
No. It's unhealthy.
I bet you're gay.
Am not.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:58:49 PM PST
by
Hatteras
To: matt1234
Lapdancers at a pop-up nightclub kidnapped the prick that shafted them.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:59:30 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: matt1234
‘kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’
No wonder they were late showing up at the Dynachrome mansion that nite.
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posted on
01/10/2014 6:02:23 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: matt1234
Well, no wonder he didn’t pay them. They took off their tassels.
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posted on
01/10/2014 6:09:06 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
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