Posted on 01/06/2014 6:58:14 PM PST by SunkenCiv
The pharaoh was buried in Egypt's Valley of the Kings without a heart (or a replacement artifact known as a heart scarab); his penis was mummified erect; and his mummy and coffins were covered in a thick layer of black liquid that appear to have resulted in the boy-king catching fire...
The mummified erect penis and other burial anomalies were not accidents during embalming, Ikram suggests, but rather deliberate attempts to make the king appear as Osiris, the god of the underworld, in as literal a way as possible. The erect penis evokes Osiris' regenerative powers; the black liquid made Tutankhamun's skin color resemble that of Osiris; and the lost heart recalled the story of the god being cut to pieces by his brother Seth and his heart buried.
Making the king appear as Osiris may have helped to undo a religious revolution brought about by Akhenaten, a pharaoh widely believed to be Tutankhamun's father, Ikram said.
(Excerpt) Read more at livescience.com ...
Ich bin ein burnloiner.
kids never appreciate their parents..
“...Akhenaten, a pharaoh widely believed to be Tutankhamun’s father...”
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moses-and-akhenaten-ahmed-osman/1113152599?ean=9781591430049
LOL, Roger that. I am sure it was Al Gore who invented the Internet, (not) but who really invented Viagra?
There is a whole set of barware of those. Bottle opener, corkscrew, and wine stopper. Search for happy man barware at Amazon.
Tut’s livin’ large!!! (Don’t remember which one of those woodie pill adds that was from.)
Fascinating that this article is right after one entitled “ ready fir Hillary”. Great placement for tut’s erection
Smilin Bob.
I can see the image properly if I paste it into the URL bar on another machine, so the image itself is fine. The fellow in the pic looks a little surprised about what happened to his staff...
Actually it was only 3,400 years.
Another one. Remember what Dr V wrote? The naptha that rained down seeped into the tombs and was ignited.
Yeah that is the guy. Damn, those commercials were a riot!
Got a boner made of stone-a.
The tomb itself has suffered from fire, and damage to the reliefs at the hands of early explorers.
Well, Bill already broke the 'dating mummies' barrier so Hill should get a pass on this one.
Mummified Erect Penis?
Oddly enough, my first reaction wasn’t “Dude, they’re playing Coachella this year,” but “Why bring Hugh Hefner into this?”
How King Tut died and his mummy caught fire
...Now, British researchers believe they’ve found evidence explaining how the boy king died and, in the process, made a shocking discovery: After King Tut was sealed in his tomb in 1323 B.C., his mummified body caught fire and burned.
http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/crash-then-burn-how-king-tut-died-and-his-mummy-caught-fire
Seems poor Tut was a Cowboy way before his time.......
I Am a Cowboy in the Boat of Ra
by Ishmael Reed
‘The devil must be forced to reveal any such physical evil
(potions, charms, fetishes, etc.) still outside the body
and these must be burned.’ (Rituale Romanum, published
1947, endorsed by the coat-of-arms and introductory
letter from Francis cardinal Spellman)
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra,
sidewinders in the saloons of fools
bit my forehead like O
the untrustworthiness of Egyptologists
who do not know their trips. Who was that
dog-faced man? they asked, the day I rode
from town.
School marms with halitosis cannot see
the Nefertiti fake chipped on the run by slick
germans, the hawk behind Sonny Rollins’ head or
the ritual beard of his axe; a longhorn winding
its bells thru the Field of Reeds.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. I bedded
down with Isis, Lady of the Boogaloo, dove
deep down in her horny, stuck up her Wells-Far-ago
in daring midday getaway. ‘Start grabbing the
blue,’ I said from top of my double crown.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. Ezzard Charles
of the Chisholm Trail. Took up the bass but they
blew off my thumb. Alchemist in ringmanship but a
sucker for the right cross.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. Vamoosed from
the temple i bide my time. The price on the wanted
poster was a-going down, outlaw alias copped my stance
and moody greenhorns were making me dance;
while my mouth’s
shooting iron got its chambers jammed.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. Boning-up in
the ol’ West i bide my time. You should see
me pick off these tin cans whippersnappers. I
write the motown long plays for the comeback of
Osiris. Make them up when stars stare at sleeping
steer out here near the campfire. Women arrive
on the backs of goats and throw themselves on
my Bowie.
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra. Lord of the lash,
the Loup Garou Kid. Half breed son of Pisces and
Aquarius. I hold the souls of men in my pot. I do
the dirty boogie with scorpions. I make the bulls
keep still and was the first swinger to grape the taste.
I am a cowboy in his boat. Pope Joan of the
Ptah Ra. C/mere a minute willya doll?
Be a good girl and
bring me my Buffalo horn of black powder
bring me my headdress of black feathers
bring me my bones of Ju-Ju snake
go get my eyelids of red paint.
Hand me my shadow
I’m going into town after Set
I am a cowboy in the boat of Ra
look out Set here i come Set
to get Set to sunset Set
to unseat Set to Set down Set
usurper of the Royal couch
imposter RAdio of Moses’ bush
party pooper O hater of dance
vampire outlaw of the milky way
>>> I didnt really want to read about this when im anticipating riding my bike to work tomorrow morning in about 7-10 degrees. I hope that if i freeze to death someone will... well i hope.
Imagine being buried with a sign that reads: “But it was cold!” LOL
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