To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: EveningStar
3 posted on
10/31/2013 4:16:55 PM PDT by
DManA
To: EveningStar; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
To: EveningStar
Hey, it’s Halloween. If I were a customer in this store, I’d order a “leg of Sam” for dinner.
The staff would get the joke. Not sure about the other low-educated shoppers.
Gee, lighten up people. You’ve got nothing else to do in this world of any importance except catch sardines and put them in little cans with a smelly oil of some kind.
To: EveningStar; mickie
I wonder if that store charges an arm and a leg for their meat.
Leni
6 posted on
10/31/2013 4:19:14 PM PDT by
MinuteGal
To: EveningStar
To: EveningStar
Hilarious. I've got a friend that is a pastry chef. He does great marzipan severed fingers and leaves them in restaurant kitchen sinks.
/johnny
To: EveningStar
Kids should be scared on Halloween.
9 posted on
10/31/2013 4:21:49 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: EveningStar
Furious parents were horrified when they discovered the severed limbs in the meat freezers which terrified children looking for Halloween costumes and decorations. Holy lutefisk, Batman! Why were kids shopping for Halloween costumes in a meat freezer?
11 posted on
10/31/2013 4:27:20 PM PDT by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
To: EveningStar
Furious parents were horrified when they discovered the severed limbs in the meat freezers which terrified children looking for Halloween costumes and decorations. I could be having a comprehension deficit moment, but why were these "furious parents" taking their "terrified children" to a FROZEN MEAT DEPARTMENT to look for Halloween costumes and decorations? I never considered a frozen meat to be either a costume or decoration.
To: EveningStar
Aw, come on. The Norwegians are descendants of Vikings and they’re raising a wussified generation to be afraid of a fake hand or foot? Give me a break.
16 posted on
10/31/2013 4:55:09 PM PDT by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: EveningStar
Silly whiners. Cool is cool.
Helicopter parents are uncool.
17 posted on
10/31/2013 4:58:13 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(*$17,000,000,000,000* Fear the beards! GO SOX!)
To: EveningStar
And in other news, Norway has joined in the rest of the world in a PC moment. Humor is no longer tolerated because it might offend some individual. Now, about those Washington Redskins.
21 posted on
10/31/2013 5:34:53 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: EveningStar
Not all children are afraid of severed limbs. A Brownie made this for a Girl Scout event ... and it won 1st place.
To: EveningStar
Free sample stand at the end of the aisle?
29 posted on
10/31/2013 7:29:27 PM PDT by
snappahead
(if your gonna be dumb, you better be tough.)
To: EveningStar
“...displayed in the meat freezers which terrified children...”
Just wait a few more weeks when the stacks of lutefisk are put out for the holidays!
31 posted on
10/31/2013 10:28:59 PM PDT by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: EveningStar
32 posted on
10/31/2013 10:36:12 PM PDT by
right way right
(What's it gonna take? (guillotines?))
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