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Axe Body Spray Mistaken For Noxious Substance, Triggers Panic At New York City School
The Smoking Gun ^
| October 31, 2013
Posted on 10/31/2013 12:08:18 PM PDT by EveningStar
Emergency medical teams were summoned yesterday to a New York City public school to treat students after a noxious odor was detected in a sixth-grade classroom.
It was Axe body spray.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Local News
KEYWORDS: axebodyspray; newyorkcity; nyc; prank
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: EveningStar
It was no mistake - that crap IS a noxious substance...
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:09:18 PM PDT
by
AzSteven
("War is less costly than servitude, the choice is always between Verdun and Dachau." Jean Dutourd)
To: EveningStar
eeewwwww .. you smell like IED ...
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:09:35 PM PDT
by
knarf
(`)
To: AzSteven
I work with Asian Indians who think the 5th layer of Axe makes up for not showering on Friday either.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:11:20 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
( "I was all for Obamacare, until I found out I was paying for it." - California Girl)
To: AzSteven
I don’t think this will be their next ad
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:12:57 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: AzSteven
I went to canada 2 months ago for a shoot and the guy ahead of me was stopped for it at intl’ customs at LAX, believe it or not. The guy says to the TSA clown, ‘you don’t know what Axe is? Really?” LOL
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:13:08 PM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: EveningStar
I like to dab a little Hoppes #9 on before going through security.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:19:36 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: EveningStar
Axe body spray IS a noxious substance.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:21:41 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(No problem is so great that it cannot be made worse by Barack Obama promising to solve it.)
To: CrazyIvan
...it smells like... ...Victory!
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:22:33 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(No problem is so great that it cannot be made worse by Barack Obama promising to solve it.)
To: AzSteven
It was no mistake - that crap IS a noxious substance... Yeah, but they promise you your girlfriend's mother if you use it.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:25:30 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
To: GeronL
Don’t use it if you don’t mean it...
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:27:24 PM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
To: CrazyIvan
I LOVE the smell of Hoppes! :)
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:29:01 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: EveningStar
Just like in their commercials!
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:30:05 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: EveningStar
Well that substance it itself should tell you something.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:30:46 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: EveningStar
A shower works pretty well.
To: EveningStar
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:46:18 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: EveningStar
Son #3 had a friend that when they were older teens reeked of that stuff. I couldn’t stand to be around the kid because of the smell.
Thank goodness non of my kids ever used it!!
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:51:04 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Ditter
"I LOVE the smell of Hoppes! :)"
Reminds me of that scene in Police Academy where Tackleberry uses gun oil instead of aftershave lotion.
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posted on
10/31/2013 12:55:33 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: EveningStar
somehow they’ll work that into a commercial
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posted on
10/31/2013 1:20:12 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Obama -> Fredo smart)
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