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To: EveningStar

I like to dab a little Hoppes #9 on before going through security.


8 posted on 10/31/2013 12:19:36 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: CrazyIvan

...it smells like... ...Victory!


10 posted on 10/31/2013 12:22:33 PM PDT by WayneS (No problem is so great that it cannot be made worse by Barack Obama promising to solve it.)
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To: CrazyIvan

I LOVE the smell of Hoppes! :)


13 posted on 10/31/2013 12:29:01 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: CrazyIvan

“I like to dab a little Hoppes #9 on before going through security.”

Always a favorite with the discerning man, although Breakfree CLP is right up there.


23 posted on 10/31/2013 2:29:04 PM PDT by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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To: CrazyIvan

Last flight home out of Denver, I got to the car rental return and was waiting for the shuttle. As I was waiting a father and daughter showed up and the girl, maybe all of 11 was in the process of stripping off her socks and shin guards with her dad’s help, as they just came from a soccer game. Well I got to the terminal and as typical for me at security I opt out from the “Masonic Distress Handsign machines”, and was in the process of the full rub and tug. I was about done and the dad and soccer girl were selected for groping... and as I was cleared to go and was reorganizing myself, the little girl finished up and when the TSA agent ran the spectroscopic analyzer of his glove rubbings of the girl, an ominous beep happened. The dad just sighed. I suppose the fertilizer on the soccer fields trips the explosives detector. So he says, “Well I guess we shouldn’t have played soccer today”...

I came back at him saying with a smirk, “Yeah, you probably don’t want to spend the morning at the rifle range either”.


28 posted on 10/31/2013 8:34:29 PM PDT by Rodamala
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