Posted on 10/31/2013 9:41:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Nearly 2000 years ago, The Kama Sutra was written by an unusually flexible Hindu named Vatsyayana. Little could this great man have known that his detailed descriptions of lovemaking would not only become the world's best-known sex manual, but eventually give birth to the chiropractic industry.
Today, Vatsyayana's work is being carried on by Barack Obama, who made history not for being the first Black President (an honor enjoyed by Bill Clinton), but for being the first President elected solely on the basis of sexual magnetism. Young, liberal, and open-minded voters didn't need a wink or a nudge to understand the bedroom connotations of "Yes We Can" or that "Hope and Change" was a thinly veiled reference to changing sexual positions. And "We are the ones we've been waiting for" might as well have been an engraved invitation to an orgy.
The Obama Sutra takes the words and deeds of Barack Obama and translates them into text and appropriately half-black, half-white illustrations which will allow adventurous lovers of all political persuasions to achieve the "57 States of Ecstasy" promised by the President.
Pleasurable positions include "The Audacity of Soap," "Leading from Behind," "Fast and Furious," "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," "If You Like It, You Can Keep It," "Piece Prize," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more.
Whether you agree with Barack Obama's politics or not, you must admit that no one has done more to arouse passions in living memory. No one has inspired more leg thrills and moans of satisfaction from the media. And no one has left so many Americans feeling screwed in such a wide variety of ways.
About the Author STILTON JARLSBERG, MD is a widely respected political commentator, author, cartoonist, and part time sexologist. He is the author of the bestselling and ridiculously low-priced business parody “Who Cut The Cheese?," as well as the darkly hilarious cartoon blog “Johnny Optimism" about a wheelchair-bound boy coping with life’s struggles and unending medical malpractice, and the wildly popular conservative political blog “Hope n’ Change Cartoons”. Following publication of "The Obama Sutra" he fully expects to be audited every year for the rest of his life.
For those not familiar with Dr Jarlsberg, he is the author of Hope 'n' Change Cartoons (http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/), and has been mercilessly mocking Barry for at least 5 years.
Obama - sexually magnetic?
Perhaps to the folks who just recently got permission to marry.
And to women with the IQ of the Sibelius wench who read People mag.
ENLIGHTENMENT!
Just ask Chris Matthews. Put down newspapers first.
I’m almost afraid to down-low it.
Perhaps if Laz explored the territory first and pronounced it safe to hit?
Stilton Jarlsberg, author of “Who Cut the Cheese.” Well, I like the idea of making fun of Obammy, but I don’t really think I want to look at cartoons of a gay Communist narcissist doing sex—if that’s what it is.
Kind of cheesy. Not the author, but the subject.
I wonder if the positions include the “Axelrod” and the “Astroturf”...
Well, the price is about right for this kind of stuff. A couple of funny ones, at least.
You want your money back?
If it was really that kind of book I wouldn’t post it on FR. Check the keywords.
Very likely.
“STILTON JARLSBERG, MD is a widely respected political commentator, author, cartoonist, and part time sexologist. “
What the hell is a sexologist?
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I am really not sure whether I really want to download that or not. lol.
Someone who pretends to be an alien and abducts trailer park trash for “experiments”?
Heh heh heh...
Totally worth the price! :)
Like.
Cheap at half the price!
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