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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot
Digital Deconstruction ^ | 10/24/2013 | Jeff Cormier

Posted on 10/26/2013 6:58:12 AM PDT by Beave Meister

A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause that is beyond disturbing. Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him.

The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch.

(Excerpt) Read more at digitaldeconstruction.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aca; brasil; brazil; cancer; congress; education; health; liberals; mrballs; obamacare; senhortesticulo; testicularcancer
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To: John S Mosby

How dare you insult this famous symbol of today’s children.

Square Bob Hot Pants doesn’t have testicles. He’s asexual.


21 posted on 10/26/2013 7:29:37 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: BenLurkin

if you want to see if that kid can laugh, you give him a test-tickle.


22 posted on 10/26/2013 7:29:47 AM PDT by llevrok (Democrats are LAW-LESS because the GOP is Ball-Less)
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To: IbJensen

They are right inside his “sponge-box” yuk yuk. Hairs and all. Famous symbol of gay “edumacators” of our children, more like.


23 posted on 10/26/2013 7:31:19 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Sirius Lee

Testicles Maximus, praetor of the guard.


24 posted on 10/26/2013 7:32:33 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Beave Meister

“Senhor Testiculo”

Hahahahaha.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........BWAHAHAHAHAHA......Whoooo-weee.


25 posted on 10/26/2013 7:35:24 AM PDT by FAA
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To: IbJensen

“Wow! Just imagine the size of the penis attached to this scrotum!”
Paging Mr. Holmes, Mr. John Holmes. Please call lost and found on the white courtesy phone.


26 posted on 10/26/2013 7:55:36 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Signalman

He be dead.

Died of aids as reported on this website eons ago.


27 posted on 10/26/2013 7:56:56 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: BenLurkin
guess i shoulda known better than to look...

28 posted on 10/26/2013 8:11:20 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

29 posted on 10/26/2013 8:25:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Beave Meister; martin_fierro
While in Greece, they've created the faux mythological figure- Testicles
30 posted on 10/26/2013 8:32:18 AM PDT by mikrofon ("The Mighty Testicles")
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To: Ron Jeremy

Did you lose something?


31 posted on 10/26/2013 8:33:11 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Beave Meister

Next week: Brazil unveils its mascot for Erectile Dysfunction.


32 posted on 10/26/2013 8:44:02 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

33 posted on 10/26/2013 9:39:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Beave Meister

“As you know, today we are casting for the lead in a new TV special about Bill Clinton. Can you tell us a little about your previous acting experience?”

“Sure! I played ‘Mr. Balls’ in Brazil.”

“I’m sorry.....did you say you played Mr. Balls in Brazil?”

“Yes.”

“I see. And just what did that entail?”

“I put on a scrotum suit and went to fairs to tell men to check their....well....you know......nutsacks.”

“I have to admit that this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this. Do you have any photos?”

“Yeah......here’s one.”

“Well I’ll be. You were a big scrotum. We’ve all agreed that we needed somebody with some big balls to play Slick Willy, and I think you’re the man!”


34 posted on 10/26/2013 9:49:59 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...

Meet Mr No-Balls, GOP-e's Disturbing New Preemptive Surrender Mascot.



35 posted on 10/26/2013 10:05:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Beave Meister

The mascot is ugly as sin, but I DO wish we had an equivalent of the “pink” stuff for breast cancer awareness. Something fur covered, perhaps.


36 posted on 10/26/2013 11:10:56 AM PDT by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: jdsteel

freaks and perverts run the world


37 posted on 10/26/2013 11:12:03 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Reverend wins again!


38 posted on 10/26/2013 11:45:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Beave Meister

Ms. Boobs next?


39 posted on 10/26/2013 1:09:42 PM PDT by golf lover (goingf)
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To: Lurker

Yeah, he lost something. http://www.freerepublic.com/~ronjeremy .
Looks like about 3 1/2 years ago. http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:ronjeremy/index?tab=comments


40 posted on 10/26/2013 1:14:06 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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