Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11
Looks like Lois the Fifth took retirement just in the nick of time.
Obama paid Nadil Hasan over a quarter of a million dollars AFTER he murdered over a dozen men, women, and children, as well as injuring dozens more.
FUBO
I’m not convinced the NSA has done us any good. Not blowing people up all over the world and thus creating enemies, stopping the invasion of the US and not allowing “refugees” in from the likes of Somalia and Chechnya, being more vigilent about people given security clearances, all of this would’ve been much more effective than is snooping on every minute of the lives of US citizens.
K ... I’m STILL dead an’ I won’t accept it.
Everything is awful, just not worth living really... although I'm not actually living - technically speaking... it's just awful"
Heh heh. He said things get hard after we're dead.
ROFLMAO! Nice work, Mr. Mataz!
Looks like a cool place to survive armageddon...
After nearly 5 years on the job, Sobber of the House Boehner still hasn’t figured out that Reid and Obama are permanently emotionally stunted at the 2 to 4 year old, temper tantrum level.
Boehner must be the most stupid man in our sorry Federal Government.
Boehner was led kicking and screaming to not cave-in to Reid. That is to his credit, but just barely.
Boehner was waaaaaaaaaay to timid with 2 year old Reid, and damn near gave up on staying on offense by continually trying to cave in to 2 year old Reid.
Thankfully, Reid wanted this shutdown, convinced Obama to want it too, and avoided the temptation to take Boehner to the cleaners again. Thank you Senator Reid!
Boehner has nothing left now so he must be shitcanned ASAP.
This First Reid Shutdown is a blessing in disgust.
Ignore the slings and arrows that the fans of Obamanation hurl at us.
They enjoy making noise and Federal messes, and they are good at it.
We Conservative Republicans have the responsibility of adult leadership to the 53 % of the voters who still pay their Federal Income Taxes. We have a lot of work to do!
The House needs to get rid of Boehner, replace him with a fighter, say Newt or Allen West (the House rules allow members to choose anyone, even non-members to be Speaker).
Then the new Speaker needs to appoint 3 Special Prosecuters : 1.) Benghazi; 2.) IRS; 3.) NSA.
This is a perfect time to clean up the mess that Obama, Reid and Pelosi have made, abolish Obamacare, and start to wean Americans off of the Federal Welfare teat.
Let the fans of Obamanation scream and holler, for that is what they have been doing for the last 5 years. Let them have their brand of hate-filled fun. We have work to do.
It is time for the Republican adults to lead the juvenile RINOs to clean up the dung heap that is truly an Obamanation.
Sometimes one has to work with the crew that one is saddled with.
Damn the Democrats! Full speed ahead!
Best news I've heard all day!
Let's hope they're still shut down on the 15th when my extension is due!
All the news broadcasts led with the dire news of an impending shutdown, implying deliberately and dishonestly that seniors would be severely impacted.
Are they still sending billions to 0bama’s friends in the middle east? If so, then the gov is not shut down.
Is there a government shutdown?
We should be so lucky.
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