THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!

Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11

[Lazamataz]

And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us.

[cetarist]

Does the shutdown include our miltary?

That’s where our money goes.

[Diogenesis]

[Yorlik803]

The Miltary is open. So is the post office. The IRS is shut down.

[rurgan]

Good going Republicans ,I’m glad Republicans didn’t back down.

I’m glad the government is shut down. none of the government is needed except for the military and border control and that is it , get rid of the IRS, EPA, FEC, FCC, gov schools, NASA( the global warming hoax pushers), TSA, NSA, PBS, national parks, NPR etc , get rid of all that government trash

[MulberryDraw]

And our beloved EPA stops saving the world from us at our expense! This is indeed awful.

[Lazamataz]

Whatever happens, it's awful.

[Lazamataz]

[silverleaf]

I believe a separate CR was passed to pay the troops but many support services and facilities will be affected

pity the poor b@stards that may get stuck in Afghanistan because of delays in processing their return and replacement

[Lazamataz]

The Miltary is open. So is the post office. The IRS is shut down.

OHHHHH GAWD THAT'S THE WORST NEWS EVER, except for ANYTHING ELSE I HEAR!

[grania]

If only the NSA were shut down.

Oh, I almost forgot....Good morning, NSA analysts. Getting paid?

[rurgan]

What will we do without the IRS oppressing us conservatives and Republicans?

What will we do without the NSA spying on us or the TSA groping us? without the EPA shutting down coal power plants because of a hoax called global warming?

without the government protecting us from the fake global warming hoax? what will the polar bears do now?

[Lazamataz]

We're all gonna die!!!!

[infool7]

Yep Reset it to only Article II Section VIII enumerations.

[Lazamataz]

If only the NSA were shut down. Oh, I almost forgot....Good morning, NSA analysts. Getting paid?

They are considered 'essential' and will continue to collect Aunt Millie's chocolate-chip-recipe emails as-needed.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

OMG - Not Miley Cyrus!! Anything but that!!!

I’m waiting for the St. Louis news to start their endless reporting of all the tourists who came to go up in the Arch who are all turned away disappointed because of the EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!! Whaaaaaaa!!!

[MrB]

EEEEK!

And all those federal employees that are told to stay home with the promise that they’ll be paid for all the time off!

AWFUL!

(honey, load up the kids, we’re going to Disneyland!)

[Lazamataz]

We are so xrewed.

[knarf]

Too late ... I’m already dead ... I just refuse to accept it.

[rurgan]

what about PBS ,isn’t that essential?

lol. no it isn’t .