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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/13/2013 6:17:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Blame Someone Else Day



When : The first Friday the 13th of the year

What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility or blame for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you!

So.......if ther is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my fallt.....its' yours.

Blame Someone Else Day could just be your day. But, watch out..... any blame you place today, can come back to bite you tomorrow. After all...what comes around goes around.

 "Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which on the plus side means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria." –Stephen Colbert

"The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago." –Stephen Colbert

"John Kerry has given Syria one week to hand over its chemical weapons. And if they don’t . . . he'll give them another week." –Jay Leno

"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback." –Conan O'Brien

"Secretary of State John Kerry said that Arab countries have offered to pay the entire cost of unseating Syria's president if we take the lead militarily. They will pay for the whole thing. See, this is how global politics works. We invade Syria to get money from Saudi Arabia that they got from us for putting their oil in our Japanese cars so we can pay back China all the money we owe them." –Jay Leno

"John Kerry said it's 'undeniable' that the president of Syria is using weapons of mass destruction. Kerry said President Obama needs to build a coalition of countries and attack soon, no matter what others might say. Today former President George Bush said, 'Hey, good luck with that. Let me know how it works out.'" –Jay Leno


"I guess we're getting ready to attack Syria. But if we win, in the semifinals we face Iran." –David Letterman

"If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don’t send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers." –Jay Leno

 

 

 

"President Obama addressed the nation, and instead of calling his plan to attack Syria a war, he is calling it a 'limited military intervention,' which sounds better than 'potential endless quagmire.' –Jay Leno

"U.S. warships are heading toward Syria. It's going to be kind of an enjoyable switch for Obama. Now he can start a war that the next president will be stuck with." –David Letterman

"President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare." –Jay Leno


"All eyes are on Obama because of Syria. He wants to use military strikes. Even his allies don't agree with him. Britain wants to use economic embargoes. France wants to use sarcasm." –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama is trying to get congressional approval before we attack Syria. And if that works, there's talk we might even consider bringing back the rest of the Constitution." –Jay Leno

"Republican leaders have agreed to support President Obama's plan to attack Syria. See, that’s what I love about our country. The only time Republicans and Democrats can agree on something is when it's time to bomb somebody." –Jay Leno

"President Obama is pretty clever. Did you see what he is doing to get Congress to approve the attack? He told them Syrian President Assad supports Obamacare." –Jay Leno

"They're saying now that the war against Syria will last no more than two days. It's going to be a two-day war. You know what that means? We'll be there for another 10 years." –David Letterman

"Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that." –Jay Leno

"Obama decided we're going to arm the rebels in Syria. Yes! This is why I voted for Obama in the first place, so he could carry out McCain's bad ideas." –Bill Maher

"Syrian President Assad crossed a red line. He used chemicals weapons. Using harmful chemicals to hurt your own people – who does he think he is, Monsanto?" –Bill Maher
 

 



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blame; ofst; silliness; syrias
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To: Lucky9teen

Same here.....


21 posted on 09/13/2013 6:42:00 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Rummyfan; Revolting cat!; GeronL

22 posted on 09/13/2013 6:46:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lucky9teen

Enjoying my hot cup ‘o bean water...yay for Fridays!


23 posted on 09/13/2013 6:49:32 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

Blonde’s phone call to Mom

“Hi, Mom, it’s me.”

“Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill.”

“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you.”

“Oh, my God! What happened?”

“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”

“What on earth . . . Why did you do that?”

“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!”


24 posted on 09/13/2013 6:54:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are 12% Democrat
If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!
How Democrat Are You?
Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

So these three things make me partly "democrat"? HUH?

You have a graduate degree - or plan to get one in the near future.
Even if you believe in God, you're not particularly religious.
The mainstream media stifles and censors the most important ideas.

25 posted on 09/13/2013 7:13:07 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN! *finally*


26 posted on 09/13/2013 7:18:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. You have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.)
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To: justlurking

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF


27 posted on 09/13/2013 7:24:23 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

28 posted on 09/13/2013 7:31:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are 24% Democrat
You're a bit Democrat, and probably more liberal than you realize.
If you're still voting Republican, maybe it's time that you stop.
How Democrat Are You?
Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Uh, no.

1. There was a good case for impeachment of George W. Bush. Of course is he needed impeachment most of Congress needed lynching.

2. Corporate power is a huge threat to democracy (I know we're a republic) because they use the power of government to stifle the free market.

3. The Iraq War was not just another Vietnam until the Democrats made it into one. Same with Afghanistan.

4. Most people for and against stem cell research have no idea what one is.

5. A lot of defense spending is on unnecessary pork.

29 posted on 09/13/2013 7:33:01 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I love it when spell check highlights every single word.)
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To: a fool in paradise

30 posted on 09/13/2013 7:42:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

31 posted on 09/13/2013 7:46:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

32 posted on 09/13/2013 7:50:53 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: ShadowAce

You?


33 posted on 09/13/2013 7:57:42 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Monkey Face

Ditto.....thread looks sluggish today!


34 posted on 09/13/2013 7:58:18 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm too Sexy for this bike

Too sexy for this bike

Too sexy by far!

35 posted on 09/13/2013 7:59:43 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!t happened world wide.)
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To: BenLurkin
I love redneck weddings.....


36 posted on 09/13/2013 8:00:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: uglybiker

37 posted on 09/13/2013 8:01:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: a fool in paradise

38 posted on 09/13/2013 8:03:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Monkey Face

39 posted on 09/13/2013 8:08:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE SILLY TODAY...

... BAMA'S TOMORROW

40 posted on 09/13/2013 8:09:49 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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