Blame Someone Else Day
When : The first Friday the 13th of the year
Posted on 09/13/2013 6:17:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility or blame for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you!
So.......if ther is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my fallt.....its' yours.
Blame Someone Else Day could just be your day. But, watch out..... any blame you place today, can come back to bite you tomorrow. After all...what comes around goes around.
"Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which on the plus side means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria." –Stephen Colbert
"The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago." –Stephen Colbert
"John Kerry has given Syria one week to hand over its chemical weapons. And if they don’t . . . he'll give them another week." –Jay Leno
"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback." –Conan O'Brien
"Secretary of State John Kerry said that Arab countries have offered to pay the entire cost of unseating Syria's president if we take the lead militarily. They will pay for the whole thing. See, this is how global politics works. We invade Syria to get money from Saudi Arabia that they got from us for putting their oil in our Japanese cars so we can pay back China all the money we owe them." –Jay Leno
"John Kerry said it's 'undeniable' that the president of Syria is using weapons of mass destruction. Kerry said President Obama needs to build a coalition of countries and attack soon, no matter what others might say. Today former President George Bush said, 'Hey, good luck with that. Let me know how it works out.'" –Jay Leno
"I guess we're getting ready to attack Syria. But if we win, in the semifinals we face Iran." –David Letterman
"If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don’t send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers." –Jay Leno
"President Obama addressed the nation, and instead of calling his plan to attack Syria a war, he is calling it a 'limited military intervention,' which sounds better than 'potential endless quagmire.' –Jay Leno
"U.S. warships are heading toward Syria. It's going to be kind of an enjoyable switch for Obama. Now he can start a war that the next president will be stuck with." –David Letterman
"President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"Obama decided we're going to arm the rebels in Syria. Yes! This is why I voted for Obama in the first place, so he could carry out McCain's bad ideas." –Bill Maher
Same here.....
Enjoying my hot cup ‘o bean water...yay for Fridays!
Blonde’s phone call to Mom
“Hi, Mom, it’s me.”
“Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill.”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you.”
“Oh, my God! What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth . . . Why did you do that?”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!”
| You Are 12% Democrat |
 You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! |
So these three things make me partly "democrat"? HUH?
You have a graduate degree - or plan to get one in the near future.
Even if you believe in God, you're not particularly religious.
The mainstream media stifles and censors the most important ideas.
IN! *finally*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF
| You Are 24% Democrat |
 If you're still voting Republican, maybe it's time that you stop. |
Uh, no.
1. There was a good case for impeachment of George W. Bush. Of course is he needed impeachment most of Congress needed lynching.
2. Corporate power is a huge threat to democracy (I know we're a republic) because they use the power of government to stifle the free market.
3. The Iraq War was not just another Vietnam until the Democrats made it into one. Same with Afghanistan.
4. Most people for and against stem cell research have no idea what one is.
5. A lot of defense spending is on unnecessary pork.
You?
Ditto.....thread looks sluggish today!
I'm too Sexy for this bike
Too sexy for this bike
Too sexy by far!
... BAMA'S TOMORROW
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