Blonde’s phone call to Mom
“Hi, Mom, it’s me.”
“Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill.”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you.”
“Oh, my God! What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth . . . Why did you do that?”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!”