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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug
Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)
No joke - check it out yourself.
Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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To: justlurking
It's bad form to post an article without a source URL.
It's even worse form to post a URL in a comment without linking it, like this. http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812
And frankly, your joke is really lame.
Folks, the "joke" is an opium derivative named Thebacon is banned by this law.
Click on the name -- which I've properly linked -- to read what is really is.
Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:34:19 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Talisker
Talisker, Me thinks you may have had few too many drams of your namesake.
;)
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:34:55 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
To: autumnraine
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:36:07 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
To: trisham; moose07; All
Oh Boy!!!! A "Bacon Porn" thread!!!!
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:38:21 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Sacajaweau
I cut a pound into 8 parts and put it in a freezer container.I just fry the whole pound then put the cooked bacon strips into the freezer in a ziploc bag.
Bacon is always an option in my house.
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:40:18 PM PDT
by
Semper911
(When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
To: Talisker
Thebacon, or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine.
Thebacon is NOT bacon.
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:40:19 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
To: moose07; Talisker
The guy's not too bad either.....lol
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:40:22 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: 1rudeboy
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:40:32 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: GeronL
The character is Greek: "theta".
It's pronounced like the 'th' in thorazine.
However, I do not know why it is included in the pronunciation guide for an English word
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: Talisker
To: Talisker
To: GeronL
θ I think it's pronounced dasho. So it's really dashobacon, which I thought was just shy of being enough for a sammich.
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:52:37 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: MIchaelTArchangel
LOL! Thebacon is an opiate, not bacon.Of course bacon is an opiate! Everyone knows bacon is an opiate! Why do you think you CRAVE it, huh?
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:53:04 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: JRandomFreeper
Do babes come with being a kingpin? I think so. You should also consider employing a few henchmen. I've never henched before but I bet I could do it.
To: gov_bean_ counter
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:05:18 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: musicman
Apple and bacon pie! 
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:08:00 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: mountn man
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:08:44 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Navy Patriot
Thanks. When they smell it cooking, their taste buds are expecting the flavir. When i cooked soup or chili I would soak a cracker wirh thw juice.
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:09:27 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
To: trisham
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:10:58 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: musicman
I’m thinking that pie might be gracing our table on this coming Thanksgiving. Yum. :)
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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