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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug
Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)
No joke - check it out yourself.
Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT
by
Talisker
To: Talisker
I’ve been a bacon addict my whole life. I don’t think there’s any hope for me.
To: Talisker
Link? or it didn’t happen...
To: CarmichaelPatriot
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:11:55 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: Talisker
@ last..I knew there was reason for my craving.
5
posted on
09/06/2013 1:12:08 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: Talisker
it must be a gateway drug to eggs and toast
6
posted on
09/06/2013 1:12:13 PM PDT
by
jyro
(French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
To: Talisker
They can have my bacon when they pry it from my greasy dead hands.
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:12:26 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: Talisker
eh...sounds about right. I’ve been an addict for years. Eggs and toast were the gateway. However, I don’t want an intervention. :P
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:12:29 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: musicman; onyx; TheOldLady; RedMDer; deoetdoctrinae; Lady Jag; trisham; MEG33; bd476; DJ MacWoW; ...
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:14:21 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
To: Talisker
Oh come on, provide a link, will you please?
10
posted on
09/06/2013 1:15:10 PM PDT
by
greeneyes
(Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
To: CarmichaelPatriot
Link? or it didn’t happen... Sheesh, Google too much of a strain?
Here:
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812
Let me know if you want me to scroll for ya, too...
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:15:19 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Talisker
"wat?"
12
posted on
09/06/2013 1:15:58 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: moose07
13
posted on
09/06/2013 1:16:34 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: jyro
GMTA. ha. but you beat me.
14
posted on
09/06/2013 1:17:05 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Talisker
15
posted on
09/06/2013 1:18:47 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Talisker
(22)Thebacon.
NOOOOOOOOO!
Not The Bacon!
16
posted on
09/06/2013 1:18:56 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Talisker
I'm ok with being an outlaw. I make my own bacon.
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
A bacon cartel can’t be far behind. Have you ever been a kingpin before?
To: Talisker
There is bacon in my broiler at this very minute.
I have a pig on my back!!!
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:21:21 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: moose07
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posted on
09/06/2013 1:21:29 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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