[Talisker]

It's bad form to post an article without a source URL.
It's even worse form to post a URL in a comment without linking it, like this.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

And frankly, your joke is really lame.

Folks, the "joke" is an opium derivative named Thebacon is banned by this law.

Click on the name -- which I've properly linked -- to read what is really is.

Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.

[justlurking]

Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.

Thanks! You made my day!