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Woman Warned Beach-Goers "Only Lesbians Can Park" Before Breaking Truck's Window With Cocktail Glass
Sun-Sentinel ^
| July 9, 2013
| Barbara Hijek
Posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.
It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.
Just ask these two women about it.
On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.
As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: antibreeder; civilrights; discrimination; floriduh; gaystapotactics; heterophobia; homosexualagenda; homosupremacists; lavendermafia; lesbianonly; napl; nothingtoseehere; segregation
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To: FredZarguna
Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar... That's NOT funny!
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:44:41 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: nickcarraway
The glass slippppppped from her hand...and broke the truck window....
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:45:27 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Menehune56
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:46:28 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: the OlLine Rebel
Perhaps this was a catfight?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:47:15 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: jeffc
Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking? You KNEW that was next!
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:49:16 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: FredZarguna
Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar....One says “Something smells fishy about this place.” The other one says “ I’m a gonna tuna that thought outta my head.”
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:50:28 PM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Dallas59
Beauty is only skin deep, but fugly goes all the way thru.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:51:16 PM PDT
by
Rannug
("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
To: nickcarraway
I’m a Male Lesbian, could I park there?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:52:59 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: FredZarguna
“How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
I don’t know, but after seeing rosy it takes a hell of a big light bulb.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:54:52 PM PDT
by
Rannug
("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:55:44 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
To: nickcarraway
That’s why I ask how did the woman know they were lesbians? Can she spot a lesbian? Maybe there’s a secret sign the women didn’t use.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:59:55 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
To: Mastador1
I’m a Male Lesbian...Ummm... wouldn't that be transgendered lesbian (in keeping with the 'theme' ;-)
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:02:55 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: FredZarguna
It’s a physical impossibility, no matter how tiny they are.
To: nickcarraway
how do you park a parking space in a parking space?
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:06:38 PM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: FredZarguna
Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar
Then there's the one about a dyslexic lesbian who walks into a bra ...
To: RegulatorCountry
I'd imagine lesbians are somewhat more proficient at parking Parking at the "Y"?
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:21:38 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: nickcarraway
Pass all the laws you want; but queers always have been and always will be mentally ill. They need help.
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:25:16 PM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: nickcarraway
Same as VerySad - point is how did she know? And you’d think she might possibly assume they are homo, being she is 1 and might like the same situation.
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:26:40 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: cripplecreek
Can I at least drop off passengers if I sing
THIS???
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:31:17 PM PDT
by
Salgak
(http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
To: Salgak
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posted on
07/09/2013 6:36:16 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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