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Woman Warned Beach-Goers "Only Lesbians Can Park" Before Breaking Truck's Window With Cocktail Glass
Sun-Sentinel ^ | July 9, 2013 | Barbara Hijek

Posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.

It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.

Just ask these two women about it.

On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.

As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: antibreeder; civilrights; discrimination; floriduh; gaystapotactics; heterophobia; homosexualagenda; homosupremacists; lavendermafia; lesbianonly; napl; nothingtoseehere; segregation
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1 posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

OK so I’m a lesbian now step aside.


2 posted on 07/09/2013 5:02:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do you have to have one of those signs on your rear view mirror to use lesbian parking?


3 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Will we wear blue, grey or some other color uniform this time?


4 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:47 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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To: nickcarraway

Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking?


5 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:29 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: nickcarraway

Do not click the link- there is an image of the lovely lady... You have been warned


6 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:46 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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I d a said FU and stood bye to wait for the result and if it was violent filmed and called 911 and prepared to stand my ground.Send some more work Omaras way


7 posted on 07/09/2013 5:06:59 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: NativeSon

Arrrgh! Too late.

If her arm is like her neck she could have thrown that glass through the door of the truck.


8 posted on 07/09/2013 5:07:33 PM PDT by jazusamo ("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
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To: NativeSon

dykes are not
lovely lades


9 posted on 07/09/2013 5:07:57 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: jeffc

Either that or a gig as a Supreme Court justice or the top job at DHS.


10 posted on 07/09/2013 5:08:35 PM PDT by relictele (A community vigilant in enforcing economic, racial and social equality. It was called Jonestown.)
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To: nickcarraway
As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!"

Sounds familiar.

Does anybody remember the punchline?

11 posted on 07/09/2013 5:08:51 PM PDT by x
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12 posted on 07/09/2013 5:09:15 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Heterophobe!

This is a HATE CRIME and the carpet muncher needs to be warehoused for about 5 years at least.

These queers need to be brought to heal.


13 posted on 07/09/2013 5:10:15 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslymz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: NativeSon
Watchew talkin' bout?

She ~Purrrtee!~
14 posted on 07/09/2013 5:12:32 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
I'd imagine lesbians are somewhat more proficient at parking than females as a whole. But, having known a few, as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills.
15 posted on 07/09/2013 5:13:58 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Menehune56

Hmm... I didn’t know she was a hockey player.


16 posted on 07/09/2013 5:16:21 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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17 posted on 07/09/2013 5:16:32 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Menehune56

I’d hit it......

With a brick.


18 posted on 07/09/2013 5:19:54 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: nickcarraway

Some more of them “true colors” coming through.


19 posted on 07/09/2013 5:20:31 PM PDT by gfbtbb (Ladies and Gentlemen, we are on our own.)
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20 posted on 07/09/2013 5:23:42 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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