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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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To: laotzu
I would have to see her naked first.

It seems to have worked, more or less, for Amy Fisher.

Mark

101 posted on 05/09/2013 10:15:50 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: freekitty

I guess if you intend to break up with a known psycho,
just “disappear”.


102 posted on 05/09/2013 10:18:58 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz
Your FR "shtick" is always tiresome and boring,

Then maybe you should just not click on any thread started by Laz if they offend your delicate sensibilities. Just sayin...

Mark

103 posted on 05/09/2013 10:19:28 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: McGruff
I heard she’s currently single, just a little possessive though.

Possessive? It just struck me that a perfect pairing would be to forget the sentencing altogether, and force her to set up housekeeping with Ariel Castro... Seems like a perfect pairing.

Mark

104 posted on 05/09/2013 10:27:01 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Lazamataz

I think she should have a choice of death or the remainder of her life as Lazamatz’ sex slave.

You know, maybe that lethal injection doesn’t seem all that bad.


105 posted on 05/09/2013 10:55:58 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Lazamataz

FWIW Laz, i laughed all through it, knowing who posted it...


106 posted on 05/09/2013 10:58:08 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, great parody of the clown who got zotted last night.

Humor in a jugular vein.


107 posted on 05/09/2013 10:59:39 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: SeaHawkFan
You know, maybe that lethal injection doesn’t seem all that bad.

Wait, what....?

I thought that me hitting it would *BE* lethal injection.

108 posted on 05/09/2013 11:06:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: exit82
Laz, great parody of the clown who got zotted last night.

Although it would fit, it wasn't that. It was a broader skewering of Obamabots that don't care about his deeds, just how 'cool' he is.

109 posted on 05/09/2013 11:07:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: camle
Please laugh, then read post #86 for the deeper meaning. There is a method to my madness.
110 posted on 05/09/2013 11:09:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

i know.... it;d take me at least three days to kick her out of bed tho...


111 posted on 05/09/2013 11:11:32 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Lazamataz
She definitely looked batter with "blond" hair and no glasses. She should have kept that look for trial.
112 posted on 05/09/2013 11:13:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz

Jodi Ann Arias convicted of Murder 1. Why she must get Zotted.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3017219/posts


113 posted on 05/09/2013 11:15:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lazamataz

Donut gets you a dollar she hooks up with Dzokhar Tsarnaev.


114 posted on 05/09/2013 11:19:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks, Laz. I looked up post #86 and see where you are coming from.

Still a satisified customer.


115 posted on 05/09/2013 12:14:15 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: jaydubya2

Ya know I have a theory....it seems that every time a conservative event or cause begins to get legs in the media, some natural disaster or event overshadows it and props Obama back up. Take for instance, the 2008 election, McCain has momentum with a 4to 5 point lead, Jeremiah Wright and Ayers are taking root, WHAM the financial crisis hits and he never looks back. Now lets look at 2012, Romney is looking pretty good, Obama has a horrible first debate, Benghazi is being highlighted, Hurricane Sandy wipes out the eastern seaboard, Obama is king of the US, he never looks back. Then we have Sandyhook, 20 children are massacred five weeks after the election, giving Obama his new agenda for the 2nd term, the gun grab. Yesterday, big congressional hearing promising explosive testimony......what do we get? A huge news day completely blowing it off the radar, with a Jodi Arias verdict and if that wasn’t enough, the Cleveland kidnapping story breaking all day. I am surprised the anti-Christ didnt manipulate a Gosnell verdict, just for the hell of it........THE OBAMA shines and wins because of destruction, chaos and havoc. So, that’s my theory.


116 posted on 05/09/2013 12:45:38 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: SeaHawkFan

Huh-huh... huh-huh-huh... you said “lethal injection”... huh-huh, uhhhh-huh-huh-huh...


117 posted on 05/09/2013 2:03:03 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Nervous Tick
If you expect to survive your one night stand, you’d darn well better be moaning “JodEYE! JodEYE!”. “JodEEE” is liable to get you knifed in mid-moan.

LOL! I just spewed on my screen!
Thanks!

118 posted on 05/09/2013 3:40:51 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
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To: Lazamataz

I got what you were doing - oh8eleven has no sense of humor. Thanks for adding some needed levity.


119 posted on 05/10/2013 4:30:36 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: Toespi
I think you're on to something. It can't all be a coincidence>
120 posted on 05/10/2013 8:09:08 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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