Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz
With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.
This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.
I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.
Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!
Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.
It seems to have worked, more or less, for Amy Fisher.
Mark
I guess if you intend to break up with a known psycho,
just “disappear”.
Then maybe you should just not click on any thread started by Laz if they offend your delicate sensibilities. Just sayin...
Mark
Possessive? It just struck me that a perfect pairing would be to forget the sentencing altogether, and force her to set up housekeeping with Ariel Castro... Seems like a perfect pairing.
Mark
I think she should have a choice of death or the remainder of her life as Lazamatz’ sex slave.
You know, maybe that lethal injection doesn’t seem all that bad.
FWIW Laz, i laughed all through it, knowing who posted it...
Laz, great parody of the clown who got zotted last night.
Humor in a jugular vein.
Wait, what....?
I thought that me hitting it would *BE* lethal injection.
Although it would fit, it wasn't that. It was a broader skewering of Obamabots that don't care about his deeds, just how 'cool' he is.
i know.... it;d take me at least three days to kick her out of bed tho...
Jodi Ann Arias convicted of Murder 1. Why she must get Zotted.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3017219/posts
Donut gets you a dollar she hooks up with Dzokhar Tsarnaev.
Thanks, Laz. I looked up post #86 and see where you are coming from.
Still a satisified customer.
Ya know I have a theory....it seems that every time a conservative event or cause begins to get legs in the media, some natural disaster or event overshadows it and props Obama back up. Take for instance, the 2008 election, McCain has momentum with a 4to 5 point lead, Jeremiah Wright and Ayers are taking root, WHAM the financial crisis hits and he never looks back. Now lets look at 2012, Romney is looking pretty good, Obama has a horrible first debate, Benghazi is being highlighted, Hurricane Sandy wipes out the eastern seaboard, Obama is king of the US, he never looks back. Then we have Sandyhook, 20 children are massacred five weeks after the election, giving Obama his new agenda for the 2nd term, the gun grab. Yesterday, big congressional hearing promising explosive testimony......what do we get? A huge news day completely blowing it off the radar, with a Jodi Arias verdict and if that wasn’t enough, the Cleveland kidnapping story breaking all day. I am surprised the anti-Christ didnt manipulate a Gosnell verdict, just for the hell of it........THE OBAMA shines and wins because of destruction, chaos and havoc. So, that’s my theory.
Huh-huh... huh-huh-huh... you said “lethal injection”... huh-huh, uhhhh-huh-huh-huh...
LOL! I just spewed on my screen!
Thanks!
I got what you were doing - oh8eleven has no sense of humor. Thanks for adding some needed levity.
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