Vendome Comes Out of the Closet

Vanity | 4/30/2013 | Vendome

[Vendome]

Okay, Okay. I've come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:

In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don't know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).

I Am A Heterosexual!

Yep, don't be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.

I don't find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....

I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I'm okay with that.

I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn't be sporting, fair and besides, It's just plain gross.

I'll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I'll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.

Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.

So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.

PS Laz, you are my hero but, that's as far as our bromance will ever go.

I like hips, lips and @#4ts...

[jmacusa]

The homosexual thing about the Nazis was largely over blown(no pun intended) and was a way at the time of discrediting opponents.

[Norm Lenhart]

You are free to believe what you wish.

[jmacusa]

Norm, The history of The Third Reich is something I know a lot about. Yeah, there were some homos in it, but over all smearing an opponent with charges of homosexuality and martial infidelity was a fairly common thing to do in Germany at the time. I'm not the one who made the wild assertion about homosexuals being responsible for the Holocaust.

[Norm Lenhart]

Nor am I. What’s your point? I said they were involved. They were. I said they did not cause it. They did not. So who are you referring to?

[N. Theknow]

I admire your courage in stepping out.

Now for a Heterosexual Sports Hall of Fame.

Maybe there could be some heterosexual couples on TV living together AND being smarter than their kids and minority friends.

[Vendome]

Like the Beaver and Ms. Cleaver ...

[jmacusa]

I’m referring to your assertion that homosexuals were involved in The Holocaust. Never in any history of WW2, Nazi Germany or The Holocaust I’ve ever read did I come across that. Do you have something to back up your claim?

[Norm Lenhart]

I haZ a confused. Did I not twice already tell you to read The Pink Swastika? I am also unsure why you seem to think the volumes of historical data on homosexuals in the Nazi hiearchy were blameless in the holocaust.

I have been reading for years various articles about why the Nazis singled out homosexuals for ‘special treatment in both the german population and death camps when many of them were gay themselves.

I would like to introduce you to this cool site I found the other day called Google. Since your claimed reading on the Nazis seems to have a huge hole in it, type in the words “nazi homosexual officers” and see what you get for a return.

Here’s a hint. 2,250,000 hits. Start there.

[jmacusa]

Sounds like total bs to me, smart ass.

[Norm Lenhart]

2.5 million hits on Google ...on a single 3 word search and I’m a smart ass huh? Someone has a lot of reading to do before making a bigger fool of himself.

But since you are so well read on WW2 (with a hell of a hole in your history), that should go quick.

[jmacusa]

Think about it bozo, Nazi queers shoving other queers into gas chambers. Right. Go chase yourself. And ‘’Google’’, the Lefties handy search engine.

[Norm Lenhart]

Yup. You know. Because 2.5 million hits on a single search are all a fantasy. Surely all the books, the investigations and war criminal trials were totally gay nazi free with no holocaust involvement. None of them ever turned on their own...ever.

You have the complete lock on truth and know what the rest of the planet does not.. So when you actually PROVE what I said was remotely wrong, I sure will feel bad.

[jmacusa]

Nazi UFO’s Nazi zombies, Hitler was living in South America, Martin Borman lived, ‘’The Himmler Dairies.’’, yeah, yeah. Don’t bother me you loon.

[Norm Lenhart]

I told you what book to get. It is accepted and documented. You won’t do that.

Not my problem.

[jmacusa]

‘’Accepted and documented’’So was’’ Mien Kampf’’and Das Kapital’’, One book and history is supposed to be re-written. You’re an idiot.Stop bothering me you loon.

[Norm Lenhart]

Don’t respond to me and I have no reason to post back.

[SunkenCiv]

It’s such a relief to see someone do this — I, too, have a deep, dark secret, and am tired of the ambiguity.

I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body.

As often as possible.

And I hate Sandra Bullock movies.

[Vendome]

Congratulations on being comfortable with yourself and in the skin all mighty God gave you.

I dissent on Sandra Bullock.

Though she no longer calls at all hours of the night, I have a weird fondness fir watching her.

She reminds me of a good girl I never could get around to asking out.

I’m sure I would be married to her had I ever madenthat move.

[martin_fierro]

[Vendome]

LOL