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Vendome Comes Out of the Closet
Vanity | 4/30/2013 | Vendome

Posted on 04/30/2013 12:34:36 PM PDT by Vendome

Okay, Okay. I've come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:

In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don't know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).

I Am A Heterosexual!

Yep, don't be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.

I don't find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....

I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I'm okay with that.

I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn't be sporting, fair and besides, It's just plain gross.

I'll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I'll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.

Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.

So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.

PS Laz, you are my hero but, that's as far as our bromance will ever go.

I like hips, lips and @#4ts...


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1 posted on 04/30/2013 12:34:36 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

courtesy ping.


2 posted on 04/30/2013 12:35:10 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

“I Am A Heterosexual!”

You are the first person to think so. (ducks)


3 posted on 04/30/2013 12:36:22 PM PDT by AppyPappy (You never see a massacre at a gun show.)
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To: Vendome

What a brave person you are.


4 posted on 04/30/2013 12:36:55 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: Vendome

I’ve been looking for a forum to share with others (even if they’re unwilling) the mechanics of my sexual preferences.

Might this be an appropriate venue?


5 posted on 04/30/2013 12:38:14 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Vendome
What we need is some R. Kelly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiuZLQbdTc


6 posted on 04/30/2013 12:38:43 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: Vendome

I congratulate you on your courage


7 posted on 04/30/2013 12:38:43 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Vendome

I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body....


8 posted on 04/30/2013 12:39:12 PM PDT by Kevmo ("A person's a person, no matter how small" ~Horton Hears a Who)
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To: Vendome

Oh sure... Just come out first. That way, the rest of us look like copy cats when we come out as Hetero too.

I was Hetero before being Hetero was considered avant-garde...


9 posted on 04/30/2013 12:39:30 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Vendome

             

10 posted on 04/30/2013 12:39:37 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: Vendome

You mean our life together all these years was a lie?

I am hurt...


11 posted on 04/30/2013 12:39:58 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Vendome

Strictly dickly here.


12 posted on 04/30/2013 12:40:03 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: Vendome

Expect a call from Obama any minute.

Collect.


13 posted on 04/30/2013 12:40:06 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Vendome
I Am A Heterosexual!

Had me fooled, all this time I thought you were just a mean bitch which is consistant with homosexuality...........

Since you have admitted that you're not a homosexual bitch and instead just a bitch.....well, I guess I can live with that. But don't follow me into the locker room shower.......

14 posted on 04/30/2013 12:40:47 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This space for rent)
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To: Vendome
I can't help but think of old drunk pimp Esteban in Kill Bill 2 every time I see that Dos Equis commercial.


15 posted on 04/30/2013 12:41:03 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: katana

16 posted on 04/30/2013 12:41:41 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Hot Tabasco

17 posted on 04/30/2013 12:42:18 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome
I used to consider myself a lesbian. A male lesbian - since I love women.

But I've never felt trapped in my male body. And besides... I'm so much more better looking than 90 percent of all lezzies.

So there.

18 posted on 04/30/2013 12:42:55 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Go to hell!

You know you cheated on me all these years.

I want my life back...

And my waistline...


19 posted on 04/30/2013 12:43:04 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome
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20 posted on 04/30/2013 12:43:19 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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