Posted on 04/30/2013 12:34:36 PM PDT by Vendome
Okay, Okay. I've come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:
In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don't know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).
I Am A Heterosexual!
Yep, don't be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.
I don't find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....
I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I'm okay with that.
I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn't be sporting, fair and besides, It's just plain gross.
I'll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I'll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.
Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.
So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.
PS Laz, you are my hero but, that's as far as our bromance will ever go.
I like hips, lips and @#4ts...
courtesy ping.
“I Am A Heterosexual!”
You are the first person to think so. (ducks)
What a brave person you are.
I’ve been looking for a forum to share with others (even if they’re unwilling) the mechanics of my sexual preferences.
Might this be an appropriate venue?
I congratulate you on your courage
I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body....
Oh sure... Just come out first. That way, the rest of us look like copy cats when we come out as Hetero too.
I was Hetero before being Hetero was considered avant-garde...
You mean our life together all these years was a lie?
I am hurt...
Strictly dickly here.
Expect a call from Obama any minute.
Collect.
Had me fooled, all this time I thought you were just a mean bitch which is consistant with homosexuality...........
Since you have admitted that you're not a homosexual bitch and instead just a bitch.....well, I guess I can live with that. But don't follow me into the locker room shower.......
But I've never felt trapped in my male body. And besides... I'm so much more better looking than 90 percent of all lezzies.
So there.
Go to hell!
You know you cheated on me all these years.
I want my life back...
And my waistline...
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