Posted on 04/30/2013 12:34:36 PM PDT by Vendome
Okay, Okay. I've come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:
In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don't know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).
I Am A Heterosexual!
Yep, don't be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.
I don't find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....
I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I'm okay with that.
I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn't be sporting, fair and besides, It's just plain gross.
I'll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I'll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.
Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.
So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.
PS Laz, you are my hero but, that's as far as our bromance will ever go.
I like hips, lips and @#4ts...
I understand the pain. My family were north east lumberjacks and always Dem. They too voted for Carter. And the decline in logging began with increased enviro regs.
Most of them are still back there, still voting Dem and wonder why they are usually unemployed and the towns all shrunk by half.
My grandmother finally saw the light before she died and regretted it. My first vote was Reagan 84. And I’ll always be proud I had the chance to do it.
Coming out party ping.
It was fun too. Never knew that doing something like that with someone of the opposite sex could feel so natural.
It sure as heck wasn’t like what they talked about in Diversity class.
I understand. It is a strange experience. But today I hold my head high and can finally I AM A HETEROSEXUAL!
I’m here, I drank beer and gosh darn it, people like me!
Born troublemaker. Look what you started with this thread ... :)
I will never understand a man piercing any part of his body.
‘I will never understand a man piercing any part of his body.’
Don’t you wanna look pretty?
I still know a lot of lifetime dims who never saw the light. Many farmers stayed dims because of the farm bills that have been around forever.
I am making almost as much from the oil / gas leases on my property than many make per year farming. Some are too dense to lease their land.
“I am making almost as much from the oil / gas leases on my property...
Say handsome, you ah....interested in adopting a slightly broken 47 YO heterosexual boy toy? Cuz you know, ...I’m available ;)
” Just waiting for the drilling to start “
I love it when you talk dirty...you know...in a hetrosexual way ;)
Well, I did say that wrong. I was talking about drilling an oil or gas well. There are a number that are within five or ten miles from our land. Every oil well has a pump jack and never seem to be idle unless the tanks are filled.
Welcome! Feels good to get that off your chest, doesn’t it...
I leave that to the females.
That has to be a great feeling. An oil well on your own property has to be among the greatest sights in America Seriously.
I know¡¡¡
LOL
I did not say that. I said they were part of it. And the Nazi hiearchy was lousy with homosexuals. Nazis carried out the holocaust. Both gay and straight.
No. Gays did not ‘cause’ the holocaust.
Look up “The Pink Swastika” for all the info on this you’ll ever need.
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