Posted on 04/25/2013 8:25:32 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda
Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say Sara Elizabeth Soto, who got in through the doggy door, was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief.
BY LEE MORAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Maybe she just needed a really good scrub? A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said. RELATED: COPS IN FLORIDA BARE IT ALL DURING MASSAGE PARLOR PROSTITUTION STING Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday. And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong.
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Well, you know what they say about crazy women...
Ya, hopped up on crank, spice, or somethin’ more than likely. Who crawls through a stranger’s dog door and takes a bath? Seriously, that right there is a big ol’ red flag.
Plants herself in the bathtub?
Grew into a Blooming Idiot, no ?!?!?
I don’t understand. So, she was an undocumented resident of the house. Shouldn’t she get to stay in the bathtub until she gets her paperwork in order, and then shouldn’t she be added to the title to the house? Otherwise she is like a slave, a second-class house-inhabitant, without the full rights of all the other house-dwellers.
It isn’t fair that some people get to use a house just because they bought it, paid for it, and have maintained it. Others less fortunate also want nice houses.
Actually, I was thinking we should launch an “Occupy Marco Rubio’s House” party, where we all crash his house and lawn, and take up residence, and ask him to give us non-amnesty.
LOL! Excellent!
Also, the story notes that these people have a doggy-door, but no dog.
Why would ANYBODY who doesn’t actually have an animal NOT solidly secure any “doggy-door” they have, to keep stray animals or midgets from wandering into their house?
I’m not that security-sensitive, but I’m sure I’d have nailed any such doggy-doors shut if I had one.
Well said.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed....
Damn! Where’s the eye bleach...!
That'd be the guy holding Joe Biden's leash. Unfortunately, it's the rest of us getting the bath....
Yes, I post her photo on FR periodically to get my stock price to go up! The stock has been going down today. I may be forced to post further photos....
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