Police: New Mexico man traded McDonalds for sex

KOB TV ^ | 04/14/2013 | Shaun Griswold, KOB.com

[Slings and Arrows]

This happy meal didn’t end with a treat.

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds.

Albuquerque police found Donald Jones, 58, at Bullhead Park with a woman he picked up near Central and Virginia.

According to the criminal complaint, Jones picked up the woman in an area known for prostitution. Police watched Jones order food at a McDonald’s drive thru window and head to a nearby park.

On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states.

Police confronted the pair at the park and saw the woman pulling up her pants in the car.

According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds. Police also found prescription narcotics in the car.

Jones, a Farmington native, was charged in the event with possession of dangerous drugs.

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm not sure who got cheated.

[Slings and Arrows]

"You want fries with that?"

[ConservativeStatement]

Holy happy meal, Batman.

[Uncle Miltie]

Her Happy Meal, his Happy Ending.

It’s bartering, right?

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks to Gefn for the link!

[a fool in paradise]

Hot.
Apple.
PIE!

[Uncle Miltie]

[GunRunner]

Gross. I wonder if she ate it before or after.

[Slings and Arrows]

Whoring is illegal - the government hates the competition.

[Yossarian]

“Baby, you ‘supersize’ me...”

[Slings and Arrows]

Gross. I wonder if she ate it before or after.

My money's on "during."

[PapaBear3625]

He took her out to dinner, he got laid. This is deemed unusual?

[TADSLOS]

During?

[Abathar]

If he took her to a movie as well would he have still been charged?

[Slings and Arrows]

Careful with that filling.

[Larry Lucido]

“I’ve got a Big Mac for a Wendy’s ‘hot and juicy!’”

[Slings and Arrows]

She definitely got a toy to play with.

[discostu]

Remember kids, in sex as in all things you get what you paid for, sometimes bargains just aren’t worth it.

[sten]

i’m pretty sure there are a number of women out there doing the same thing, tho maybe for a better menu selection

hmmm

if she had said she just wanted to have sex with the guy, and he was kind enough to give her the cheeseburger... would it still be prostitution?

if so, then the American dating ritual is heading for some interesting times

[ConservativeStatement]

I guess his preference was something from In-N-Out.