Gross. I wonder if she ate it before or after.
My money's on "during."
During?
OMG this reminds me of a 50 year old joke.
A cop tells his pals he can get it on with a certain girl in town. To prove it he will leave his police radio on so they can hear what goes on.
He picks up the girl, they go get hamburgers and retire to a local park.
She begins to eat her hamburger, and he accidentally drops his on the floor.
He picks up his burger, places the patty back on it, places the pickle on it, and places the top bun on it.
Then he gets ready to take a bite.
What the boys back at the station hear over the radio is this...
She: “You mean your going to eat that nasty old thing, after what you just did?”
He: “SAY HAMBURGER! SAY HAMBURGER!”
Ate what?