(Iran) Scientist Claims to Invent 'Time Machine' To See Into The Future With 98% Accuracy

The Mirror (U.K.) ^ | April 11, 2013 | Tom Parry

[umgud]

Doesn’t he realize why there are no muslims on Star Trek?

[DogByte6RER]

I always thought that THESE were Star Trek muslims. Apologies for my confusion.

[KarlInOhio]

He said the machine would use algorithms to predict the future of any individual, between five and eight years into their future.

Why is everyone's future "You will die in the cleansing Islamic fire. Allah Akbar!"?

[Wilhelm Tell]

Actually, the Iranians have an invention they have been using since 1979 to send them back in time - it’s called Sharia Law.

[Revolting cat!]

I'd like this machine to predict the future of rock and roll! Is it really here to stay?

[GreenHornet]

“As such, we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.”

Shouldn't he already know when that will be?

[Chode]

yup...

[a fool in paradise]

Rock and Roll has a 98% likelihood of staying. Or maybe it should go. Sharia don’t like it.

[golux]

LOL!

[golux]

I really do wish all you ignorant westerners would remember that it was the moslems, we repeat, the moslems who gave you the astrolabe, the time machine, algebra (possibly) and wholesale merchandising of dark-skinned men, women and children.

That’s pretty much it for our contributions to society.

Praise Allah!

Oh, and if you teach us to fly we can fly your planes into your buildings.

Pass the Hummus.

[occamrzr06]

They were only 98% right. It’s the 2% wrong ones I am concerned with.

Too much uncertainty.

I’ll stick with my magic eight ball.

Now that thing can predict!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

My sources say “yes”.

[vladimir998]

Modern cult classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Is he related to Dr. Hugo Pinero?

[Secret Agent Man]

if it’s only 98% accurate then it’a not really seeing the future.

i bet it works as well as the super secret stealth jet flying over that mountain backdrop,’without the pilot.

[blueunicorn6]

I predicted that he would do this.

[clearcarbon]

Sometimes a good guess does the job equally well.

[Intolerant in NJ]

I sure am worried about their nuclear capability.....

[Slyfox]

I will believe it after he has won three huge pay-out lotteries.